Stubble

[PhilSAFC]

No device can turn soft stubble into match striking stubble. You either have it or you dont. All you are going to achieve is neater looking soft facial hair. Sorry mate.

I'm not trying to be a pyromaniac mate just want to look git lush and that

 

[dangermows]

I'm not trying to be a pyromaniac mate just want to look git lush and that

You'll have to rely on your looks marra cos you stood in the wrong queue when the beards were being dished out by the sounds of it.

 

[PhilSAFC]

You'll have to rely on your looks marra cos you stood in the wrong queue when the beards were being dished out by the sounds of it.

 

[dangermows]

Im sure your body builders physique and lethal weapon hands will be enough to have the ladies dripping.

 

[Billy Rocket]

Im sure your body builders physique and lethal weapon hands will be enough to have the ladies dripping.

Eh? One's white and suicidal, and the other's black and wrinkly?

 

[super-niall]

just happens... takes about 4 to 5 days to get a good overall covering..

I shave Monday for the first time in 10 days. I had a full on beard

After 4 days I look like a yeti. I can literally shave in the morning and have stubble by the afternoon.

 

[shogun1904]

Maybe you need to re-evaluate your shaving methods.

I shave with electric clippers. If I get a bit muslamic by not being arsed to shave for a week or three, they still work painlessly.

But they also leave stubble after a thorough shave, like this.

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Lasses love me.

That isn't you.

 

[girojim]

phil is only 33?

 

[dangermows]

Eh? One's white and suicidal, and the other's black and wrinkly?

Why are you randomly talking about your testicles?

 

[Wonderbra]

Test Enanthate mate

I get a really good beard from a blend of Sust and Tren, unfortunately it's on my arm.

 

[The Raven]

I can sell you a bottle of 'The Raven's stubble compost'.

Apply to beard. leave for 4 hours, wash off with 'The Raven's stubble compost wash'

Then finally apply 'The Raven's beard grease' for the urban lumberjack vibe.

 

[Billy Rocket]

Why are you randomly talking about your testicles?

Having a suicidal testicle would explain a few Sunday mornings like.

I can sell you a bottle of 'The Raven's stubble compost'.

Apply to beard. leave for 4 hours, wash off with 'The Raven's stubble compost wash'

Then finally apply 'The Raven's beard grease' for the urban lumberjack vibe.

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[PhilSAFC]

Soooo I went and bought a stubble shaver. Goes from 0.5mm to whatever. Left it on lowest setting and it just looks like I've had a clean shave

 

[dangermows]

Soooo I went and bought a stubble shaver. Goes from 0.5mm to whatever. Left it on lowest setting and it just looks like I've had a clean shave

 

[Boinger]

Put a magnet in your mouth, then dip your chin in a tub of Iron filings... Jobs a good un.

 

[tunstall birdman]

how do you get proper stubble. Mines shite. Doesn't come through like manly hard stubble but more like a soft coating.

Been waiting for puberty to kick in properly but I'm mid thirties now so I think I'm done.

I reckon there's a product out there for this problem. I've heard mustard works wonders.

Baby pigeon head chin.

 

[mcq10]

I can't grow a beard either at 26. Just grows in to a strange, pube like goatee.

Hang out the window of the car on the way back from work and I don't need a shave the next morning.

Youve lovely eyebrows though....

 

[PhilSAFC]

Baby pigeon head chin.

That's not nice.

 

[tunstall birdman]

That's not nice.

Sorry son.

 

[PhilSAFC]

Sorry son.

I await my beard inducing magic poem.