Strange things you've seen people do in public...

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Junior Birdman, Nov 6, 2018.

  1. Medulla

    Medulla Striker

    About 18 months ago I was out for a run and went through a wooded area, though one not that far from town. Cold Sunday and it was pretty deserted, all except for a respectable middle aged woman in a clearing walking a dog. Or more accurately at that moment: squatting down having a tod as she held onto her dog.

    Thought I was seeing things.
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  2. monkeytassle

    monkeytassle Striker

    I bet loads of people shit outdoors. A lad I ride with got caught short in a village called Shoreham. Ripped the local notices off the church noticeboard to wipe his arse
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  3. SPUFF

    SPUFF Striker

    Often went out in Whitley bay with a mate, we were staggering back from Howden metro when he pulled down his strides n done a massive shit on the main road.

    I had to walk past it to head home in the morning n cars had smeared it allover the shop, was a grim sight.
  4. Venkman

    Venkman Winger

    Why is it so many stories on here end up chod related?
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  5. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    Thought rodwell would come good.
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  6. Mickdundee

    Mickdundee Full Back

    You can see people’s thoughts?
  7. Lukas73

    Lukas73 Winger

    Just gagged on mi toast.....fuckin’ell :lol:
  8. muggboots

    muggboots Striker

    I'd have gone full on Sutherland...


    Aw fucking hell. :lol:

    Did the dog bag it for her?
  9. Medulla

    Medulla Striker


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  10. GBSAFC

    GBSAFC Striker

    Man punching a police horse ... the victim being H.P..C Bud
  11. Junior Birdman

    Junior Birdman Striker

    The French do like escargot, so she probably enjoyed it.
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  12. ajthemackem

    ajthemackem Striker

    Used to drink up Rocky Hill in my formative years.
    Group of us went up to our usual spot and there was a group of vikings in full get up sat around a camp fire.
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  13. Slatz63

    Slatz63 Midfield

    Arriving early morning in New Delhi. In taxi en route to hotel and passed a bloke in one of the ornamental fountains all lathered up having his daily shower.

    Arriving early morning in New Delhi. In taxi en route to hotel and passed a bloke in one of the ornamental fountains all lathered up having his daily shower.
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  14. muggboots

    muggboots Striker

    Well these helper dogs are fucking good these days man.

  15. powburn red

    powburn red Midfield

    Money..some people have nee morals

    Two days running...was it the same bloke marra..!?
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  16. KeefBeer

    KeefBeer Winger

    Four of us went to Edinburgh Tattoo, wives went shopping in the afternoon, mate and me went on a bit of a bender.
    We met them up about 7pm pissed but went into our seats, they had brought a little picnic.
    My mate grabbed a tomato and bit into it which made it explode covering the woman in fronts long hair and the back of her coat, she never noticed.
    Dozens or even hundreds of people sitting behind us had though, lots of laughing and tutting.
    We of course never told her nor did anyone else.
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  17. MackemBob

    MackemBob Winger

    I once saw a man fucking a golf course in Edinburgh.
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  18. Suomifinland

    Suomifinland Full Back

    Got picked up in a taxi years back from the Cluny in Newcastle. Just up the bank under byker bridge, one of the bridge pillars has a sort of raised platform on the base of it. About a metre off the pavement & at a guess about size of pool table.

    There was a lass riding a fella with about 5-6 people watching & cheering. Taxi driver slowed i saw enough of it to know they weren't pretending.

    Really quite odd. Was in summer prob about 10pm so not even dark.

    One of my mates at uni in Manchester was on way home with us after a night out. He realised he was going to shit his pants so ran round the back of a chinese takeaway. Was about 3am.

    Rather than shit on the floor he climbed up on one of those big metal bins. Noble effort to bin it i think.

    Problem was that the lads from the takeaway hadn't gone home yet. They all came out the back screaming at the lad who was about 3ft up in air emptying his arse.
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  19. Scimmy

    Scimmy Striker

    'cos it's funny.

    Rasp rasp!!
  20. Tomma

    Tomma Winger

    I once saw a bloke carrying a bag of spoons under his arm about 2 minutes after I had used the phrase 'mad as a bag of spoons' in conversation.

    I also once saw Spiderman throw a ball back to Buffon.

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