Star Trek : Discovery

[Some Random Guy]

so it seems like its ok? still seems dodgy to me, I hope we are not going down the SOAP road and concentrating on personal relationship drama now.

I am not interested in two officers brushing their teeth together frankly.

Apart from TOS every Trek show has has crew members getting it on.

Actually TOS had Kirk and Uhura get it on but they were under the control of something other than the horn.

 

[FootballFan]

Apart from TOS every Trek show has has crew members getting it on.

Actually TOS had Kirk and Uhura get it on but they were under the control of something other than the horn.

exactly right, but afaik they were plotlines as in TOS, not used to create a Soap Opera situation.

 

[Randy Ostrich]

However, bumming in the turbolift is a big no no like

That's what the holodeck is for

 

[Billy Rocket]

just seen ep 5 - not homophobic, but surely that is just wrong - even if they were hetero you cannot have crew members shagging each other.

Especially not up the anus

 

[Spot]

Especially not up the anus

Captains log

 

[HebburnMackem]

That's what the holodeck is for

Why would you put the holodeck in the tubolift for?

 

[AlpineExile]

Why would you put the holodeck in the tubolift for?

Beats having to listen to musak.

 

[Billy Rocket]

Captains log

Wrong direction

 

[Some Random Guy]

That's what the holodeck is for

A can't help but think there is some poor crewman from engineering who needs to go in between sessions and mop up all the jizz.

 

[Billy Rocket]

A can't help but think there is some poor crewman from engineering who needs to go in between sessions and mop up all the jizz.

Urgggh man haway

 

[Yankee Mackem]

A can't help but think there is some poor crewman from engineering who needs to go in between sessions and mop up all the jizz.

They just beam it into subspace man.

There's some unfortunate dimension where absolutely everything is covered in Rykers bodily fluids.

 

[HebburnMackem]

They just beam it into subspace man.

There's some unfortunate dimension where absolutely everything is covered in Rykers bodily fluids.

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[Some Random Guy]

Urgggh man haway

Think that's bad, Worf's stag was a few days in Quark's holosweet.

That's days of Klingon piss and shit that someone had to clean up.

 

[Billy Rocket]

They just beam it into subspace man.

There's some unfortunate dimension where absolutely everything is covered in Rykers bodily fluids.

Spunk drive. "Coming" in Discovery Season 2. Engineering, increase speed to Jizz Factor 9. Ahh canneo dae it Capn, she'll explode.

 

[HebburnMackem]

Think that's bad, Worf's stag was a few days in Quark's holosweet.

That's days of Klingon piss and shit that someone had to clean up.

Your mind wonders off into some strange f***ing places

 

[Billy Rocket]

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Why do I think that came straight off your hard drive.

 

[Some Random Guy]

Your mind wonders off into some strange f***ing places

Mate, these are practical problems. I couldn't give a fuck about how warp nacelles work, that's are sci-fi mumbo jumbo.

Spunk, shit, and piss are real issues to deal with.

 

[Yankee Mackem]

@HebburnMackem

 

[HebburnMackem]

@HebburnMackem

Gone to the holodeck for a wank eh?

 

[FootballFan]

@HebburnMackem

That kind of stuff is all vintage and great. But I dont want th listen to two as it happens gay lads talking about their feelings whilst brushing their teeth.