Standing there like a tin of milk

Discussion in 'SMB' started by PinzaC55, Jan 10, 2019.

  1. Any other mackem sayings you have used to people in other parts of the country and they crack up when they hear them ?
     
  2. muggboots

    muggboots Striker

    Getting wrong. It's apparently bizarre to southerners.
     
  3. Wtf :lol:
     
  4. muggboots

    muggboots Striker

    Strite. :lol:
    It makes no sense in English.
     
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  5. Lasses say that I stand there like a tin of lovely cream.
     
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  6. EDGE

    EDGE Winger

    Me Ma used to say "Gan to Sheels".

    Never heard anyone else say it like.
     
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  7. Idlewild Mackem

    Idlewild Mackem Striker

    Thick up top and old.
     
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  8. Frijj

    Frijj Striker

    You’re carnation fucking milk, man
     
  9. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Well despite using it myself it's fucking stupid when you think about it :lol:
     
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  10. Stiff as a board?
     
  11. muggboots

    muggboots Striker

    :lol:
    I know. I'd never given it a moments thought until it was pointed out.
     
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  12. When I worked in Yorkshire a few years ago I said to our supervisor "I could really use some Ket right now" and her eyes popped out of her head "I didn't know you did drugs".

    Or something like cream.
     
  13. The Butcher

    The Butcher Winger

    “Getting a row” in jockland, even worse
     
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  14. Only 'Stiff' and lasses never get bored.;)

    :lol:
     
  15. Probably getting your rag out would be too.
     
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  16. duff_man

    duff_man Striker

    Treat (as in pronounced treet) rather than treated.
     
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  17. Nipple Salad

    Nipple Salad Midfield

    Too right Lauren. I remember a lass from London creasing up when I said it to her, completely ruined the mood.

    I buttoned up my pants and walked out the cleaning cupboard in a right huff.
     
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  18. Churchlanelad

    Churchlanelad Goalkeeper

    Bullets - Sweets
    Sandshoes - Insert appropriate term
    Man - Applied to either sex
    Skinch - Truce word in games
    Spelk - Splinter of wood in flesh
     
  19. I was told my bedroom looked like a Tagareen Shop when I was a kid but I still don't know what a Tagareen is
     
  20. Nipple Salad

    Nipple Salad Midfield

    World Wide Words: Tagarene
     

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