Stag Weekends.

OOOSH YEAH

Midfield
Anyone that doesn’t enjoy a stag weekend with their mates have made the wrong mates and have fucked up in life imo.
On the opposite end of the scale avoid any stag weekends with in-laws, work mates or mates of mates because because how much you try you’ll never enjoy them.
Absolutely bollocks this. To suggest this tells me that you’re a very one dimensional character and have only drinking habits in common with your friends.
Love a stag do.

No surprise the op doesn’t, the only shock is that he’s actually been invited on one.
Just had a look at your posting history as I’ve no idea who you are. Nice that you recognised me but that’s because I’m a prolifically interesting poster. It appears you’re a compulsive gambler so it is also a surprise to me that you’ve ever been asked on one as normally your sort falls out with friends over unpaid debt. I can only imagine you’re peas in a pod. Interesting you’re a striker but nobody has ever heard of you.
 
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Ciro_DiMarzio

Central Defender
Like many others have said they're great if it's just weekend on the piss but hungover paintballing and quad biking I can do without.
 
Absolutely bollocks this. To suggest this tells me that you’re a very one dimensional character and have only drinking habits in common with your friends.

Just had a look at your posting history as I’ve no idea who you are. Nice that you recognised me but that’s because I’m a prolifically interesting poster. It appears you’re a compulsive gambler so it is also a surprise to me that you’ve ever been asked on one as normally your sort falls out with friends over unpaid debt. I can only imagine you’re peas in a pod. Interesting you’re a striker but nobody has ever heard of you.
:lol:
 
I just refuse to do any activities nowadays. On a recent stag trip to Porto nearly every minute of the weekend was planned. There was surfing lessons which I fucked off and got pissed in a beach bar.

Stag dos are mint when nowt is organised.
100% This. My stag do days are over now. Big birthday weekends away are what I do now. Great fun with no crappy t shirts etc.
can only do 2 nights nowadays. You can get away with going hard on the first day, wake up the second still pissed and get back on it. Fuck doing it for a third day.
3 days in Barcelona a couple of weekends ago. No real hangover just tired for about a week.
 
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DoctorMick

Striker
Just had a look at your posting history as I’ve no idea who you are. Nice that you recognised me but that’s because I’m a prolifically interesting poster. It appears you’re a compulsive gambler so it is also a surprise to me that you’ve ever been asked on one as normally your sort falls out with friends over unpaid debt. I can only imagine you’re peas in a pod. Interesting you’re a striker but nobody has ever heard of you.
:lol: it’s cos I’ve got a life off this board, you should try it.
 

DoctorMick

Striker
Doesn’t look like it to me mate. From here it looks like you have serious gambling habits and are also addicted to this messageboard. As I’ve said it’s weird how boring you seem given you’re a striker. Nobody has ever noticed you before.
Are you sure you’ve stalked the right poster? I very rarely gamble.

I’m not sure having an interesting personality is a prerequisite to being a striker is it?
 

OOOSH YEAH

Midfield
Are you sure you’ve stalked the right poster? I very rarely gamble.

I’m not sure having an interesting personality is a prerequisite to being a striker is it?
Yeah you’ve posted about fruit machines and betting loads.

No but you’d think in over ten years someone would remember a defining moment of your posting history. I looked through your posts and there was nothing of any note.
 

DoctorMick

Striker
Yeah you’ve posted about fruit machines and betting loads.

No but you’d think in over ten years someone would remember a defining moment of your posting history. I looked through your posts and there was nothing of any note.
Are you sure? I don’t play fruit machines and have never gambled much.

:lol: you’ve went through 10 years of posting history? You really need to get our more. If you’d have just asked I could have told you you’d find nowt interesting and saved you the effort
 
Are you sure? I don’t play fruit machines and have never gambled much.

:lol: you’ve went through 10 years of posting history? You really need to get our more. If you’d have just asked I could have told you you’d find nowt interesting and saved you the effort

You’re lying to yourself it seems. You should probably speak to someone about it
 

DoctorMick

Striker

You’re lying to yourself it seems. You should probably speak to someone about it

You’re lying to yourself it seems. You should probably speak to someone about it
Shit, I never realised I was such a mess...I’ll seek immediate help.
 
Did me first one last weekend. Went over to Dusseldorf, necked a load of pints, went up see a game, chatted some absolute shite then tried not to chun on the flight home.

Great weekend. Glad they don't happen often though as it near bankrupt me.
What’s Düsseldorf like mate ? Four of us are thinking about a weekend there next year.
Not a stag do just a weekend on the drink
 

James

Striker
What’s Düsseldorf like mate ? Four of us are thinking about a weekend there next year.
Not a stag do just a weekend on the drink
Honestly couldn't tell you. :lol: Don't think I saw more than one street. There's a street full of bars, they're seemingly all the same. The city looked drab though so unless you're going to just get battered I can't imagine there's much to see. Plenty football teams around though and travel is free with your match ticket.
 

OOOSH YEAH

Midfield
Are you sure? I don’t play fruit machines and have never gambled much.

:lol: you’ve went through 10 years of posting history? You really need to get our more. If you’d have just asked I could have told you you’d find nowt interesting and saved you the effort
You’re blowing a lot of money on them and need to admit it to yourself and get the help you deserve.

I didn’t go through all 10 year I just had a quick mooch. I’ll go through every post during the week and slag you off more most likely. I’m away through Sunderland later for some food and sex.
 

DoctorMick

Striker
You’re blowing a lot of money on them and need to admit it to yourself and get the help you deserve.

I didn’t go through all 10 year I just had a quick mooch. I’ll go through every post during the week and slag you off more most likely. I’m away through Sunderland later for some food and sex.
Aye, it’s been pointed out, I didn’t realise how out of control it has become to be honest.

Have a nice evening, I hope he’s gentle.
 

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