Forrest Gump
Winger
We had sexHe did this to me once in Aberdeen.
I can’t get rid of him now.
What’s the f***ing problem
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We had sexHe did this to me once in Aberdeen.
I can’t get rid of him now.
Sounds a bit nonceyI gan to rosyth with graft if you ever fancy a pint mate !
I’m a non grooming way
This 100%, Have a peaceful Xmas.
Sounds a bit noncey
Love the time with your dar like fuck mate.I'm spending it alone, 100% out of f***ing misery.
Been a mental last few months at work which essentially took over my life; been non stop. Spending a day incommunicado, getting fadged on the bevvy and playing computer games is my plan.
Went to see the family back home (West Yorkshire) over the weekend for my dads 61st birthday; told 'em I was working Christmas Eve and the 27th/28th and that I needed to be up here for that to keep them off of my case
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Bad aids?We had sex
What’s the f***ing problem
No was goodBad aids?
Like a porno version of Chhrismas carolDoes this mean I will have sexy female company in future Christmases to come?
An oddly specific but strangely arousing question.. is antique wine rack a euphemism for a very niche sex act?Did you sell me an antique wine rack in Whitburn?
Like a porno version of Chhrismas carol
i'm sort of on me own, me mams 85 and struggles but i'll still carry her downstairs to make a xmas dinner for me and me dad then fuck off back home to go on the drink
No was good
Dickens
Not sure? but there used to be Christmas times that I got my dick in.Dickens
Not you then.An oddly specific but strangely arousing question.. is antique wine rack a euphemism for a very niche sex act?
Was in the exact same situation for years and that was just what I did. Loved it to be honest. Now I have the bairn for a few hours then head to the Mrs house. Kinda miss having Xmas nights on myself now. Sure you'll have a belterRight who else is? Not being misersble or out but split from the Mrs in october and my lad is only coming for a couple of hours as he wants his dinner with his nana cause there is loads of them there. Still having me Xmas dinner and nibbles for later and a shed load of ale. Can't be just me.....................can it?????
Merry Christmas marra, just me and the missus for Christmas here, no family in NZ, would give anything to spend a Christmas with my 3 grown up lads back in the UK.Right who else is? Not being misersble or out but split from the Mrs in october and my lad is only coming for a couple of hours as he wants his dinner with his nana cause there is loads of them there. Still having me Xmas dinner and nibbles for later and a shed load of ale. Can't be just me.....................can it?????
All the best mate .Right who else is? Not being misersble or out but split from the Mrs in october and my lad is only coming for a couple of hours as he wants his dinner with his nana cause there is loads of them there. Still having me Xmas dinner and nibbles for later and a shed load of ale. Can't be just me.....................can it?????