Songs you don't hear any more at football

Around the time of the Yorkshire Ripper:

Me brothers in borstal, me ma's got the pox.
Me sisters a hewer down Hartlepool docks.
Me uncles a pervert, me aunties gone mad.
And Jack the Rippers me dad !

Just remembered this about an hour ago and now I cant stop singing the fucker, its catchy :)
 


Cochise 2 said:
Around the time of the Yorkshire Ripper:

Me brothers in borstal, me ma's got the pox.
Me sisters a hewer down Hartlepool docks.
Me uncles a pervert, me aunties gone mad.
And Jack the Rippers me dad !

Just remembered this about an hour ago and now I cant stop singing the fucker, its catchy :)
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Pal of mine sings this regularly and gets louder and more aggressive as he goes on with it. it does my head in :lol:
 
Gloucester said:
Best I have ever heard at an away ground:

1975 last game of season away to Aston Villa. A win would have had us promoted but we lost 2-0 (Rod Belfitt up front explains the result!).

Over 57000 there and the Holte End were singing Ghost Riders in the Sky. Yippie yi ayes just rolling down the terraces.

A memorable day because we had an enormous following.
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Bumped into Belfitt's niece yesterday. She reckoned he was still super fit in his 70s. I don't even recall him being that fit when he was playing for us!
 
All clubs had their own version of this ditty but ours was:

Bertie Mee said to the Matt Busby
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
No said Matt, you cockney twat
But I've heard of the Stretfords Enders

Also (to Bestie)
Rule Britannia
2 tanners make a bob
King George never ever ever
Shaves his knob

No idea where that one came from :lol:
 
Willie MacFaul went to town in his Ford Cortina
He went out and bought some crap and called it Mirandinha
Denis Smith went to town in his Lamborghini
He went out and bought some class and called it Gabbiadini

To see the Sunderland Aces...... Ohhhh me lads.....

Geordies, Mackems, Geordies, Mackems, Georides, Mackems......

Theres a circus in the town..... in the town
Kevin Keegan is the clown..... is the clown
Johnny Hall has only got one ball.
Newcastles going down..... going down.

One Gary Rowell.. Theres only one Gary Rowell.
 
After a picture of Malcolm MacDonald was published with his balls hanging out of his shorts I remember the Fulwell End singing (to the tune of Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport)

Put ya testicles back Mac
Put ya testicles back
Put ya testicles back Mac
Put ya testicles back

Altogether now...

Put ya testicles back Mac
Put ya testicles back...

And repeat until bored!
 
And then there were the songs that you and your mates sang on the way home from the pub but never caught on at the matches.

For example, we adjusted the chorus of 'Sheena is a Punk Rocker' slightly to "Shearer is a bum f***er..."

 
Zaragoza said:
Lobster should really be replaced with a one syllable word for it to work. So, considering they've only changed 2 words this is a poor implementation of a good idea. Yours, Burt Bacharach.
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Hal David..........Shirley?

We used to sing 'When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you'
 
Surprised there’s no Munich songs mentioned. What a PC society we live in.

I remember those types of ditty would often see a massive “kick off” in the Roker End when the tell-tale black holes would appear and a free-for-all would take place. They weren’t dancing either. Obviously a fair few of our dafties got in there.

On another note, I’m not sure exactly how many but a fair few of those already mentioned are aired regularly at away games.
 
" The Munsters,...the Munsters, ..the Munsters...."
Sang to an odd looking bunch/family who used to walk in front of the Roker End just before kick off in the 80s
 

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