Probably been done before
I am just having a piss up in a pub,I dont know what it will be
I am just having a piss up in a pub,I dont know what it will be
Song for your funeral
- Thread starter Wayne The Punk
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Seriously, I’ve told my family I want this.
And this
And this
monkeytassle
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It's half eight boss
It happens one day, lost my mam, this year, my dad is nearly there, just thinking
yorkyexile
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seriously i dont know. Hopefully the bairns can just hoy me under a rose bush in the garden and spend the 5k on something useful
Just as the coffin starts to slide towards the curtain
My aunt died last year. She was in her late seventies, had been ill for some time, but it was still a sad, sad funeral. She had never married, had looked after my gran and granda when they got old (both ended up with alzheimers) and she me and my cousins rotten all through our childhoods - we were like her kids, and at Xmas hers was the present we all looked forward to.
She'd left instructions for her funeral - plenty of solemn abide with me type music. And then at the very end, before everyone went out - on came Terry Wogan and the f***ing Floral Dance. Everyone cracked up, and that had been her intention. Everyone walked out smiling as they remembered her.
My aunt died last year. She was in her late seventies, had been ill for some time, but it was still a sad, sad funeral. She had never married, had looked after my gran and granda when they got old (both ended up with alzheimers) and she me and my cousins rotten all through our childhoods - we were like her kids, and at Xmas hers was the present we all looked forward to.
She'd left instructions for her funeral - plenty of solemn abide with me type music. And then at the very end, before everyone went out - on came Terry Wogan and the f***ing Floral Dance. Everyone cracked up, and that had been her intention. Everyone walked out smiling as they remembered her.
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Going underground by the Jam
I’m going out to She’s a Star by James (because I am)!
Napoleon Dynamite
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Don’t want one
Just a quick as fuck ceremony and let people crack on
Puts a song in your kids head forever about their fathas death
Just a quick as fuck ceremony and let people crack on
Puts a song in your kids head forever about their fathas death
monkeytassle
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Rather spend 5 grand on the wake than a nice coffin and flowers.
Napoleon Dynamite
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Cheapest coffin going
You only end up rotting and melting inside it
What a lovely thread btw
Charmless Man
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I’m amazed some people don’t get it.
Throw me on the landfill for all I care, I’ll be dead. Rather the cost of a funeral was given to any grandkids I have or whatever. Or just not have to be considered at all if it’s not coming out of any money I leave behind.
monkeytassle
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I was thinking of a material like the sick bowls you get in hospitals. That'll do
Deleted User 11453
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Your auntie must have been a great woman - caring for others instead of herself.
My uncle’s send off track was ‘return to sender’.
