Song for Parkinson



Oh Parky parky,
Just send the lads out to win a fkng game

Oh Parky parky,
We've drawn a shit load and ross is to blame,

Oh Park parky,
Just get on with it ffs etc etc
 
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Seeing as the OP has nicked someone else's idea from yesterday, I'm recycling mine with nae guilt.


(to the theme tune of Give us a clue)
We're watching you
Having no clue...

...With Phil Parkinson
and Stewart Donald
and fuck all flair
go to League Two
Haven't a Clue

or
(to the tune of Golden Brown by The Stranglers)

Going down, with Parkinson
Don's a clown, with the cash he runs
Throughout the night
We're playing shite
Wearing a frown, we're going down

or
(to the tune of Here Comes the Sun by The Beatles)

Stewart Donald, it's been a long cold lonely season
Stewart Donald, it feels like years since we've been there
Here's Parkinson (doo doo doo)
Here's Parkinson, and I say
It's all right

(To the tune of Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen)

Closed my twitter this morning
Cos I ain't got nothing to say
and I wore red pants this evening
But I still go to bed feeling like Michael Gray
Jack Ross has been fired
Cos the guy could probably draw with himself
Hey Mister Dell mate, I could use just a little help

Grigg's not on fire
You can't start a fire without a spark
This team is dire
even if they're just playing for Phil Park

(to the tune of In the air tonight by Phil Collins)

C'mon Phil let's punt it in the air tonight, oh lord...
I've been waiting for promotion for all my life, oh lord...

If you told me you were re-signing Downing, I wouldn't lend a grand
I've seen your face before my friend, but I don't know if you know who I am
 
League One is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as
(Parky)
And one point can be avoided if you take a route one straight through what is known as
(Parky)
McGeady's got brewer's droop he gets intimidated by the dirty Pompey, they love a bit of him
(Parky)
Who's that Grigg lord marching, you should cut down on your porklife mate, score some goals
All the people
So many people
And hey all go round and round
Round and round in League One
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except when Eastleigh play when I get rudely awakened by the mascot
(Parky)
I put my salmon trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about betting the house
(Parky)
 

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