So - why is the Queen not going to Harry’s Wedding?

[Latka Gravas]

If your plus one at a mixed race wedding was Phil, would you go?

Too fuckin right I would

 

[FootballFan]

No, that's got a different black lady, Megan's show is called Suits.

Not seen either. I believe she is an actress though, good luck to her.

 

[b1gals]

If your plus one at a mixed race wedding was Phil, would you go?

 

[Lukas73]

Too fuckin right I would

In all fairness, yeh I’d go.....sit back and watch

 

[alanturing]

Why do royal wedding dresses all have long trains?

To hide all the brides lizard tails.

 

[Deleted User 17809]

The Queen didn't go to the Charles' wedding to Camilla - only to the blessing ceremony.

She's the head of the Church of England so couldn't attend a civil wedding.

Harry's having a church wedding so she can (and will) attend this one.

So she’s actually going then?

 

[Trauntrian]

So she’s actually going then?

Did you have any reliable source to suggest otherwise?

In fact Betfair are running odds on what colour hat er maj will be wearing, green is odds-on favourite

The latest Betfair odds for the Queen’s hat are:

• Green – 4/6
• Blue – 6/1
• Pink – 9/1
• Yellow – 9/1
• Purple – 9/1
• Orange – 14/1
• Red – 25/1
• White – 25/1
• Gold – 33/1
• Grey – 50/1

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

She's got an appointment to get her piles scrubbed.

 

[GK]

So she’s actually going then?

Yes

 

[glen]

Disco is too loud and the pickled onions on the buffet play havoc with her dentures

 

[BIG BAZ]

If your plus one at a mixed race wedding was Phil, would you go?

 

[richyrich]

Is it solely because Megan is a divorcee?

Freddie died marra. HIV iirc. Not the same without him. Ed Sheeran will be there though.

 

[RestlessNatives]

She's got an appointment to get her piles scrubbed.

Hopefully with the OP's beard.

 

[Deleted User 17809]

Yes

Really?

 

[GK]

Really?

Yes

From that same shitrag you call a newspaper

Royal wedding: What colour hat will the Queen wear to Meghan and Harry’s nuptials?

 

[dangermows]

 

[FootballFan]

there will be an old Queen performing rocket man

 

[i am will]

Wonder if Harrys dad has been invited ? ...

 

[knarfw]

Got a previously scheduled meeting with the EFL.

 

[Deleted User 2893]

It was on the radio earlier that prince harry and megan were having tea with the queen, sometimes they forget that all that means is he is going round his nanas like other grandsons have done for years, probably have some plate pie then trifle for afters