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Fake it until you make it.Seems there’s quite a few inept at their jobs on here.
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Fake it until you make it.Seems there’s quite a few inept at their jobs on here.
my head hurts after reading that.A lass at work has been saying all morning that she's looking for some results than "definitely" isn't on the electronic system and telling literally everyone in the office this, and shouting loud enough to make sure that everyone she isn't telling would know about it. As it would have been me who'd have put it onto the system I've just spent the last 20 minutes looking for the physical record of these results without even thinking about double checking if they were on electronically as they 'definitely' weren't. Came back to her and told her I can't find them anywhere and they must be lost. Told her to check again the system again and lo and behold they're there on the system. She starts claiming that I must have put them on in the last 15 minutes so I don't look bad, she was refusing to take the blame. This was despite the fact I'd been looking for them for the last 20 minutes for her.
She failed to realise that our system shows the time the results were entered, and that I actually put them on first thing this morning, meaning she had lazily overlooked them when searching for them. I let someone else point this out to her so I could look smug.
She does this sort of thing all the time.
Have that yer cow.
If you put things in the system like you post, I feel for her.A lass at work has been saying all morning that she's looking for some results than "definitely" isn't on the electronic system and telling literally everyone in the office this, and shouting loud enough to make sure that everyone she isn't telling would know about it. As it would have been me who'd have put it onto the system I've just spent the last 20 minutes looking for the physical record of these results without even thinking about double checking if they were on electronically as they 'definitely' weren't. Came back to her and told her I can't find them anywhere and they must be lost. Told her to check again the system again and lo and behold they're there on the system. She starts claiming that I must have put them on in the last 15 minutes so I don't look bad, she was refusing to take the blame. This was despite the fact I'd been looking for them for the last 20 minutes for her.
She failed to realise that our system shows the time the results were entered, and that I actually put them on first thing this morning, meaning she had lazily overlooked them when searching for them. I let someone else point this out to her so I could look smug.
She does this sort of thing all the time.
Have that yer cow.
BURN THEM ALL!Does anyone have one of these?
There’s a lad I work with who runs to the boss about everything. Normally it’s to deflect shit from himself as he’s the first to get there and get his version of events out.
Its always trivial crap too just so he can point score (mainly because we don’t tell him anything so he doesn’t know what really goes on)
He’s not great at his job but the boss loves him
Everything OK at home there mate?A lass at work has been saying all morning that she's looking for some results than "definitely" isn't on the electronic system and telling literally everyone in the office this, and shouting loud enough to make sure that everyone she isn't telling would know about it. As it would have been me who'd have put it onto the system I've just spent the last 20 minutes looking for the physical record of these results without even thinking about double checking if they were on electronically as they 'definitely' weren't. Came back to her and told her I can't find them anywhere and they must be lost. Told her to check again the system again and lo and behold they're there on the system. She starts claiming that I must have put them on in the last 15 minutes so I don't look bad, she was refusing to take the blame. This was despite the fact I'd been looking for them for the last 20 minutes for her.
She failed to realise that our system shows the time the results were entered, and that I actually put them on first thing this morning, meaning she had lazily overlooked them when searching for them. I let someone else point this out to her so I could look smug.
She does this sort of thing all the time.
Have that yer cow.
It's threads and posts like this that makes me glad I work with traffic cones.A lass at work has been saying all morning that she's looking for some results than "definitely" isn't on the electronic system and telling literally everyone in the office this, and shouting loud enough to make sure that everyone she isn't telling would know about it. As it would have been me who'd have put it onto the system I've just spent the last 20 minutes looking for the physical record of these results without even thinking about double checking if they were on electronically as they 'definitely' weren't. Came back to her and told her I can't find them anywhere and they must be lost. Told her to check again the system again and lo and behold they're there on the system. She starts claiming that I must have put them on in the last 15 minutes so I don't look bad, she was refusing to take the blame. This was despite the fact I'd been looking for them for the last 20 minutes for her.
She failed to realise that our system shows the time the results were entered, and that I actually put them on first thing this morning, meaning she had lazily overlooked them when searching for them. I let someone else point this out to her so I could look smug.
She does this sort of thing all the time.
Have that yer cow.
Definitely. We all make mistakes. The good thing is as long as only the 3 of us know we generally fix it then move on.Seems there’s quite a few inept at their jobs on here.
Some of the lads I work with might as well be traffic conesIt's threads and posts like this that makes me glad I work with traffic cones.
Sounds like that slimey twat at our place.
The horrible twat always has a packet of boiled sweets on his work area. When we are on opposite shifts I stick one up my arse, rewrap it and put it back in the packet. Doesn't help in the scheme of things but makes this middle aged grump snigger when snitchie boy is sucking away on his ket!
If you put things in the system like you post, I feel for her.
Sounds like that slimey twat at our place.
The horrible twat always has a packet of boiled sweets on his work area. When we are on opposite shifts I stick one up my arse, rewrap it and put it back in the packet. Doesn't help in the scheme of things but makes this middle aged grump snigger when snitchie boy is sucking away on his ket!
Just use the CD-ROMs nerdSome of the newer Lenovo's are absolute pigs when performing SCCM imaging over LAN with the boot settings.
Love owt like this.
Along similar lines I’ve witnessed the phone receiver of someone hated being vigorously rubbed up and down a stinking arse crack prior to them getting into work.
Please tell me you called him shit lid or summat?Lad I worked with years ago when had a job at the ministry in Longbenton. Wasn’t a stitch just a bit of a twat at times and a totally billy bullshitter, whatever you had done he had done it also but better.
Like the kid of the Inbetweeners but a charver scratter version.
He left his cap in my car one time when went to get tabs at the shop. At the weekend me and my pal noticed this and my pal also worked with us.
Pal ended up shitting in the hat, luckily was a solid one. Flinging the shit out into a bush then wiping his arse with it. It was a white cap too but was already greyish due to the kid being a tramp.
Gave him it back at work and he whacked it straight on, was going red trying not to laugh. Word got around anyway and he wore the hat for weeks with everyone but him knowing it had been shat in.
Please tell me you called him shit lid or summat?
Not quite, but I went on strike as a paper lad in Castletown at the age of 13 or 14 so that would have been the late 1970s. Harry Branny's paper shop (or whatever his name was). We were only getting paid £2 per week and Harry's superiors refused to give us a pay rise so me and 4 other paper lads downed tools one day and just sat on the floor of the paper shop. Some people gave us grief when they came into the shop to ask where their papers were but most were supportive of us and gave Harry some earache. Within a few hours he got a phone call to say the bosses had agreed to give us a payrise and our weekly wage went up from £2 to £2.50 - a canny jump!Has anyone ever started or been involved in a work mutiny? You know, get everyone to sign a letter refusing to work with a certain person?
Fake it until you make it.
Just use the CD-ROMs nerd
Buy a usb one. Do I have to think of everythingMost Laptops don't come with DVD readers anymore