Snitches at work

Discussion in 'SMB' started by safcforever, Jun 4, 2019.

  1. safcforever

    safcforever Striker

    Does anyone have one of these?

    There’s a lad I work with who runs to the boss about everything. Normally it’s to deflect shit from himself as he’s the first to get there and get his version of events out.
    Its always trivial crap too just so he can point score (mainly because we don’t tell him anything so he doesn’t know what really goes on)

    He’s not great at his job but the boss loves him :evil:
  2. MunkyHeed

    MunkyHeed Striker

    Is he aware you know he snitches? What’s his response?
  3. It’s that sort of creep that gets promoted quickly. Especially if they are the sort to dodge any difficult work and stick to the nice successful stuff.
  4. BigPete

    BigPete Striker

    Aye I've had one was meant to change BIOS to secure boot but forgot on one machine out of hundreds.

    I didn't know this till the boss told me as she's spot on with me that he went straight to her saying Pete's not doing it properly.

    Funny thing is though I'm still here earning my money and he's now been sacked and replaced.

    Unlucky you snidey little bell end :lol:
  5. We do; it's me :p

    Love a good snitch.
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  6. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    Has anyone ever started or been involved in a work mutiny? You know, get everyone to sign a letter refusing to work with a certain person?
  7. safcforever

    safcforever Striker

    We have all called him out on it and he generally denies it. We’ve had him bang to rights on some occasions and he try’s to weasel out of it.
    He’s a scumbag who nobody trusts
  8. Actually we have. Right smelly kernt; made out that it was his belief that he didn't want to use and soap, deodorant etc for environmental reasons. Fine, but still have a wash! :evil:
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  9. safcforever

    safcforever Striker

    Makes his numbers look good by fudging them, I’ve always thought it’ll bite him one day but it’s been nearly a year and he’s still getting away with it. He runs to the boss about everything.
    He’s going far
  10. jubblies

    jubblies Striker

    Jizz in his pint of milk
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  11. naughtynose

    naughtynose Striker

    Theres always one.
  12. Get everyone to jizz in it until there's no need for the milk.
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  13. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Someone suggested it once when a new lass complained that one of the other lasses was talking down to her and treating her like shit. I just laughed and told them they could crack on if they felt that strongly about it but I wanted no part in it.

    The new lass ended up leaving and when she was replaced we saw how the other lass was talking to and treating new female employees who were joining her team when she thought nobody else was around. A nasty little bitch by all accounts.
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  14. safcforever

    safcforever Striker

    It’s only a 4 man team and job security isn’t the best here. The other 2 and me just wanna do our jobs.
    Like I say though the boss loves him and would almost certainly side with him ffs
  15. Imagine that :lol:

    Proper i'm Spartacus moment.

    Who's jizzed in this milk?
    Me; and me, me too, and me....
  16. Banks

    Banks Striker

    Used to work with about 6 of the same type of lad.

    Grass people up for being a tiny bit late while he was on internet all day but nobody grassed him. Let them crack on obviously have poor home lifes.
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  17. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    You sound like the snitch here.
  18. BigPete

    BigPete Striker

    How's that?

    He grassed on me nothing happened. He was shit at his job and didn't turn up so got sacked.
  19. Horley Chorley

    Horley Chorley Striker

    The place I used to work at, in Hartlepool, had a snitch, who helped to get a few lads sacked and plenty more received verbal and/or written warnings.
    His workplace was right by the door, so if anybody turned up late for work, the snitch would notice and make sure the boss knew about it.
    The snitch was well looked after by the boss and was always given overtime, even when there was little work on the order books.
  20. ajthemackem

    ajthemackem Striker

    Yer kna...

    The best way to deal with this situation is to leak some bullshit information to him that could get him in trouble if it turns out it was completely wrong...

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