Never bin lorry, you don't take away the bins Morse.Bin lorry? Dunno, you've got me thinking now! I might stick a gramophone record on while I think. 'My Old Man's a Dustman'...
No. I don't like that plan.Fly tip the fucker
No, kids might get it.Hoy it in the river.
Just let it off next to one of them vaper people and nee one will be any the wiser
You can have it for free.I'll buy it off ya
Oh I do!Why would you NOT want to let it off? Typical girl!
*wipes nose on sleeve, farts and laughs*
But the more sensible side of me thinks someone might think there is a fire and call the fire brigade.
Short story.Why do you have a live smoke grenade?
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