SMB secret Santa

Discussion in 'SMB' started by chunkylover53, Dec 7, 2017.

  1. Some Random Guy

    Some Random Guy Striker

    Since it's secret I'd probably just shit in a box and look forward to someone having a meltdown on here.
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  2. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    Poster X is getting present Y from me.
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  3. zwartekat

    zwartekat Striker

    Rabbit's Law.
  4. @Beaker a bedside table or an Ikea voucher.
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  5. Cowvahlo

    Cowvahlo Striker

    I’d buy everyone on the board a tin foil hat.
  6. Sneech

    Sneech Striker

    Id buy @Patch some poultry flavoured cat food
  7. Kent_Mackem

    Kent_Mackem Striker

    I'd buy @peachbum the Reindeer Ring Toss game (available online - but don't look because you'll see the price) and some prosecco.
  8. :D:cool:

    I could buy you "A Guide to Famous Film Stars with Photographs" - we could read it together.

    For KM

    An orrery. And a blow up seagull.
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  9. Sounds canny, cheers.:lol:
  10. MackemBob

    MackemBob Winger

    She’s all yours.

    Just need to send her the £3k air fare and she’ll see you in Ponteland. Transfer by Western Union ok?

    And send a scan of your passport and a specimen signs to prove it’s you.

    Oh and date of birth, bank details and mother’s maiden name.

  11. I’d buy him a one way ticket to Syria
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  12. So that's all I need to do?:D

    And I will say "Syria later alligator" and fuck of with a smile.:)
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  13. Cowvahlo

    Cowvahlo Striker

    The blind leading the blind springs to mind! I’ll bring the wine though.:lol:
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  14. MackemBob

    MackemBob Winger

    Remember to wipe your chin. Take a poem too.
  15. Kent_Mackem

    Kent_Mackem Striker

    Funnily enough I am looking to buy one of those for the Science Club I do at my kids' school. I had no idea that's what they were called. Many thanks. If the day ever comes when I don't learn something new that will be a very sad day for me.
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  16. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

  17. :eek:Fucking hell!:eek::lol::eek:
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    1. a popular name for a gull.

    You need wine to be bothered about "stars".
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