Discussion in 'SMB' started by chunkylover53, Dec 7, 2017 at 10:34 AM.
what would you buy for another poster?
I’d buy @mux a sensible shirt
I'd buy @tooliohelmet some hair and chuck him 10p to buy himself a life!
It's a secret.
You could use the 10p to cover your penalty spot......might need a few like! Or maybe even a bin lid.
I’d buy @tunstall birdman a Russian bride. One that appreciates poetry of varying quality.
Here you gan, found you some hair....
I'd buy @chriswallace85 a zany tea infuser so he can have "a hipster wass cuppa scad"
@Parkmaverick a buzz lightyear lunchbox
@Sykes The Pop Man a cookery book
@knitting away a contract for his autobiography
@The Fullwell Step a season ticket
they say that it doesnt matter how much you spend on a present, its the thought that counts... with that in mind, i'd shit in the knicker draw of a few posters...
I'd buy @chunkylover53 a pint
i'm playing you buy the person above a present
so Becs I'd get a
That nipple is a bit skew whiff mind.
Just the one?
As many as you want pet
@Parkmaverick I got one of those for Christmas a few years ago don't need another one
@Sykes The Pop Man wouldn't a fire extinguisher be more appropriate.
@knitting away paper and pen to write it would be a start
@The Fullwell Step - one of those 4 game things they are flogging.
@mini-x2 Corduroy Trousers
@janiep A small trophy with "SMB best female poster - sixth place" on it
@Roger A cattle prod
The entire Political Forum: a football and four jumpers to act as goalposts in No-Man's Land on Christmas Day
@greedminds : A copy of Little Lord Fauntleroy. I would ask him to autograph it for me
@Epping a clapperboard to use in the filming of "Rob The Brick Does Essex"
I'm buying @chunkylover53 a life size cardboard cut out of me with a longer brown haired wig and dressed in lasses clothing because he would really like that sort of thing.
it's supposed to be secret
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