SMB secret Santa

Discussion in 'SMB' started by chunkylover53, Dec 7, 2017.

  1. what would you buy for another poster?

    I’d buy @mux a sensible shirt
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  2. dcl0sc

    dcl0sc Striker

    I'd buy @tooliohelmet some hair and chuck him 10p to buy himself a life!
  3. The Exile

    The Exile Striker

    It's a secret.
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  4. tooliohelmet

    tooliohelmet Midfield

    You could use the 10p to cover your penalty spot......might need a few like! Or maybe even a bin lid.
  5. MackemBob

    MackemBob Winger

    I’d buy @tunstall birdman a Russian bride. One that appreciates poetry of varying quality.
  6. Wilfy

    Wilfy Striker

    Tidied that.
  7. dcl0sc

    dcl0sc Striker

    Here you gan, found you some hair.... :lol:

  8. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    I'd buy @chriswallace85 a zany tea infuser so he can have "a hipster wass cuppa scad"
  9. The Voice Of Reason

    The Voice Of Reason Striker Staff Member Contributor

  10. errant

    errant Striker

    they say that it doesnt matter how much you spend on a present, its the thought that counts... with that in mind, i'd shit in the knicker draw of a few posters...
  11. becs

    becs Striker

  12. i'm playing you buy the person above a present

    so Becs I'd get a

  13. Beaker

    Beaker Winger

    That nipple is a bit skew whiff mind.
  14. £5 budget
  15. becs

    becs Striker

    As many as you want pet ;)
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  16. Parkmaverick

    Parkmaverick Striker

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  17. @mini-x2 Corduroy Trousers
    @janiep A small trophy with "SMB best female poster - sixth place" on it
    @Roger A cattle prod
    The entire Political Forum: a football and four jumpers to act as goalposts in No-Man's Land on Christmas Day
    @greedminds : A copy of Little Lord Fauntleroy. I would ask him to autograph it for me
    @Epping a clapperboard to use in the filming of "Rob The Brick Does Essex"
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  18. mux

    mux Striker Contributor

    I'm buying @chunkylover53 a life size cardboard cut out of me with a longer brown haired wig and dressed in lasses clothing because he would really like that sort of thing.
  19. Harry Angstrom

    Harry Angstrom Striker

    it's supposed to be secret

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