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Never take yourself too seriously, life is too short to be a highly strung fuck nut.Anyone who can have a bit laugh at themselves is a good egg by me..
Never take yourself too seriously, life is too short to be a highly strung fuck nut.
Christ I thought you'd started a poem there...
Peace and love to The Birdman. Always reminding us that there's time for a little poetry in our lives.
I like to think of the Smb as being a chocolate fudge cake - dark, sweet, moreish and occasionally sickly .
Aye, all adds to the wonderful variety on here.There's plenty fruitcakes like
I include myself in that!
'Dr Love Fixes Nooky Show'Surprised you don’t have your own show to be honest. With the end of Kyle there is room for a relationship expert on our screens. You could help other weird blokes on the internet pull birds an that.
I don’t think he saw what you did there.Surprised you don’t have your own show to be honest. With the end of Kyle there is room for a relationship expert on our screens. You could help other weird blokes on the internet pull birds an that.
I think TB knows and embraces being a weird bloke on the internet. 5 years ago that was iffy ground, now they are the new gods.I don’t think he saw what you did there.
I did not, explain please?I don’t think he saw what you did there.
I live by this quote.I think TB knows and embraces being a weird bloke on the internet. 5 years ago that was iffy ground, now they are the new gods.
My shite crack and being silly
I've destroyed your eyes with my jokes
Like a knife busting two egg yolks,
But I've taught you about romance,
That falling in love at first glance,
That last dance!!
To keep a woman happy, inside and out
This mystic man of love, knows what he is talking about.
All in all, though,
The company of you lot has been grand
But not as grand as my right hand,
You lot may understand?
Because, in this a decade of internet mingle,
Did I ever mention that I am single?
Aye it's been a decade now, how time flies when you've had fun.
I promise you another decade of shit crack to come.
Every one of you a chum!!
Thanks, peace and love to you all!!
Aye, dated a few lasses.Have you had a buck in 10 years?
You should go on the undateables
Missed a glaring opportunity to rhyme something with “silly” so stopped reading at this point.My shite crack and being silly
I've destroyed your eyes with my jokes
Like a knife busting two egg yolks,
But I've taught you about romance,
Ha'way man, we're all trying to get over the disappointing finale of Game Of Thrones, now you expect us to believe this ^I'll come clean. Aye a few.