SMB has just endured ten years of me...

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tunstall birdman said:
My shite crack and being silly
I've destroyed your eyes with my jokes
Like a knife busting two egg yolks,
But I've taught you about romance,
That falling in love at first glance,
That last dance!!
To keep a woman happy, inside and out
This mystic man of love, knows what he is talking about.
All in all, though,
The company of you lot has been grand
But not as grand as my right hand,
You lot may understand?
Because, in this a decade of internet mingle,
Did I ever mention that I am single?
Aye it's been a decade now, how time flies when you've had fun.
I promise you another decade of shit crack to come.
Every one of you a chum!!:D

Thanks, peace and love to you all!!:)
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Happy anniversary to one of my favourites on here xx
 
Twenty plus years in various forms
Plenty of teacups, and even more storms
Sometimes caring, sometimes not
Converting a little to what seemed like a lot
Casting the line, sometimes getting a bite
But always it’s bollocks
...and mostly it’s shite
 
EchoMan said:
We are eagles of one nest
The nest is in our soul

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Hippy cvnts.



Only kidding, that song is fabulous:cool:, never heard that before.:)

George Kaplan said:
Twenty plus years in various forms
Plenty of teacups, and even more storms
Sometimes caring, sometimes not
Converting a little to what seemed like a lot
Casting the line, sometimes getting a bite
But always it’s bollocks
...and mostly it’s shite
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:lol::D:cool:;)

FootballFan said:
I think birdman has shagged a few more than he lets on.

Otherwise here is the song for you... (ps you are a very good poster, just kidding)


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Loose lips, sinks ships.;)
(As in, SMB is forensic as fuck and the very slightest of clues can put you in the shit, and not a lass with flaps so massive, that the weight of them could overturn a ship she is standing on)
 
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tunstall birdman said:
:lol::lol:

If only.

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I remember when you banned me years ago, for a few hours as a joke, because I told a really shit joke.:lol:


You also have a heart of gold, like many on here.:D It's why I have hung around this joint for so long because of the fantastic people on here.;)
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Thank you my lovely xx :p you're always kind and decent - the board would be lost without you ;) (your poems can suck occasionally mind, nee offence :lol:).
 
Abu Dhabi Red and White said:
;)
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Very clean, when you ensure there are tissues at hand.;)

Snappy said:
A whole decade of poetry that's been written by a 5 year old. It's dedication if nothing else.
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:lol::lol::cool:

look out piano said:
Thank you my lovely xx :p you're always kind and decent - the board would be lost without you ;) (your poems can suck occasionally mind, nee offence :lol:).
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:lol:
We are all separate ingredients, that get mixed into this bowl of madness, fun, wisdom and heart, that we call the SMB, to make one big beautiful cake of togetherness.;)
 
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tunstall birdman said:
My shite crack and being silly
I've destroyed your eyes with my jokes
Like a knife busting two egg yolks,
But I've taught you about romance,
That falling in love at first glance,
That last dance!!
To keep a woman happy, inside and out
This mystic man of love, knows what he is talking about.
All in all, though,
The company of you lot has been grand
But not as grand as my right hand,
You lot may understand?
Because, in this a decade of internet mingle,
Did I ever mention that I am single?
Aye it's been a decade now, how time flies when you've had fun.
I promise you another decade of shit crack to come.
Every one of you a chum!!:D

Thanks, peace and love to you all!!:)
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Our very own Shakespeare & Casanova rolled into one ^
 
tunstall birdman said:
Hippy cvnts.



Only kidding, that song is fabulous:cool:, never heard that before.:)


:lol::D:cool:;)

Loose lips, sinks ships.;)
(As in, SMB is forensic as fuck and the very slightest of clues can put you in the shit, and not a lass with flaps so massive, that the weight of them could overturn a ship she is standing on)
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:eek:
look out piano said:
Weapon ? :lol:
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That's why he is baron with crack like that
 

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