SMB has just endured ten years of me...

tunstall birdman

tunstall birdman

Striker
My shite crack and being silly
I've destroyed your eyes with my jokes
Like a knife busting two egg yolks,
But I've taught you about romance,
That falling in love at first glance,
That last dance!!
To keep a woman happy, inside and out
This mystic man of love, knows what he is talking about.
All in all, though,
The company of you lot has been grand
But not as grand as my right hand,
You lot may understand?
Because, in this a decade of internet mingle,
Did I ever mention that I am single?
Aye it's been a decade now, how time flies when you've had fun.
I promise you another decade of shit crack to come.
Every one of you a chum!!:D

Thanks, peace and love to you all!!:)
 


tunstall birdman said:
My shite crack and being silly
I've destroyed your eyes with my jokes
Like a knife busting two egg yolks,
But I've taught you about romance,
That falling in love at first glance,
That last dance!!
To keep a woman happy, inside and out
This mystic man of love, knows what he is talking about.
All in all, though,
The company of you lot has been grand
But not as grand as my right hand,
You lot may understand?
Because, in this a decade of internet mingle,
Did I ever mention that I am single?
Aye it's been a decade now, how time flies when you've had fun.
I promise you another decade of shit crack to come.
Every one of you a chum!!:D

Thanks, peace and love to you all!!:)
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Yikes
 
Goat Eyes said:
So it’s all been an act. I feel cheated.
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It has not in the bigger scheme of things, it has been ages since my last leg owa.;)

I'm still the lonely man deeing now't.


chunkylover53 said:
It’s been absolutely class. You’re a credit to the good board
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:DAww shucks.:D Ditto!;)

Gideon Gungeon said:
are the twins even real mate? feel shaken to me core
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:lol:The are very real. Lasses get 'Two for the price of one' when it comes to my fine set of nads.:cool:
 
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tunstall birdman said:
My shite crack and being silly
I've destroyed your eyes with my jokes
Like a knife busting two egg yolks,
But I've taught you about romance,
That falling in love at first glance,
That last dance!!
To keep a woman happy, inside and out
This mystic man of love, knows what he is talking about.
All in all, though,
The company of you lot has been grand
But not as grand as my right hand,
You lot may understand?
Because, in this a decade of internet mingle,
Did I ever mention that I am single?
Aye it's been a decade now, how time flies when you've had fun.
I promise you another decade of shit crack to come.
Every one of you a chum!!:D

Thanks, peace and love to you all!!:)
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I've been on here for 4 years now
Less than half as long as you :eek:
But when I read your poetry
It feels like 10 years too.

Happy Anniversary Birdman.
 
tunstall birdman said:
My shite crack and being silly
I've destroyed your eyes with my jokes
Like a knife busting two egg yolks,
But I've taught you about romance,
That falling in love at first glance,
That last dance!!
To keep a woman happy, inside and out
This mystic man of love, knows what he is talking about.
All in all, though,
The company of you lot has been grand
But not as grand as my right hand,
You lot may understand?
Because, in this a decade of internet mingle,
Did I ever mention that I am single?
Aye it's been a decade now, how time flies when you've had fun.
I promise you another decade of shit crack to come.
Every one of you a chum!!:D

Thanks, peace and love to you all!!:)
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When they took you in to the space ship, did they inplant you with poetry?
 

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