Skipping Breakfast

[Lambchops]

I hear my Mrs saying it to work colleagues on teams meetings. Dying to pop my head round her office door and shout it's f***ing bait man

That's me shouting at myself in my head when it's said in a work call

 

[AndrewP]

She’ be entertaining if she did sign up.Be fighting with everyone who said a wrong word to me .

If she like Will Smith, but a milf?

 

[Georgewhitt]

Emmerdale farm is on the telly which is shite but she likes it,whist I have my sweet of a joint of gammon after the lovely turkey roast I’ve just had .

Our lass can watch her shows from the island whilst she loads the dishwasher.


She also like me to drop her off and pick her up from work on a weekend I’m off and she’s in ,even though she’ can drive .She doesn’t make me get up to do it I do it because I love her.

'Going for dinner'

Normal folk say out for tea or a bit bait

No, normal folk, with manners, don't take the piss out of the way someone refers to a meal, particularly when they are wrong.

 

[JonnotheMackem]

Whether it's caricature, real life, or the online fantasies of a desperately emasculated man, @Gillythedilf is one of the most entertaining posters on this forum.

 

[zwartekat]

Read my previous post mate.

Not sure which previous post you are referring to. Something about your wife being a 'stay at home Mam'? I would have said that's a lifestyle choice rather than an old-fashioned value.

 

[mini-x2]

Whether it's caricature, real life, or the online fantasies of a desperately emasculated man, @Gillythedilf is one of the most entertaining posters on this forum.

He's shown himself lately to be suffering from some deep-rooted masculinity issues but I love him.

 

[Gillythedilf]

Whether it's caricature, real life, or the online fantasies of a desperately emasculated man, @Gillythedilf is one of the most entertaining posters on this forum.

Thanks mate .


No this isn’t a persona and if it was I’d have tripped myself up by now.

If I’m honest with you this is a watered down version of the real me.

He's shown himself lately to be suffering from some deep-rooted masculinity issues but I love him.

I bet you wouldn’t like to arm wrestle me mate.

 

[mini-x2]

Thanks mate .


No this isn’t a persona and if it was I’d have tripped myself up by now.

If I’m honest with you this is a watered down version of the real me.

I bet you wouldn’t like to arm wrestle me mate.

Come on mate this isn't the 1970s.

 

[Gillythedilf]

Come on mate this isn't the 1970s.

I have been referred to as “a young Bert Reynolds “ before

 

[mini-x2]

I have been referred to as “a young Bert Reynolds “ before

Might put tashes on the 'In' list for you next month.