Sitting Outside On Me Plastic Grass


I’d get rid of my lawn tomorrow tbh, but wouldn’t replace it with fake grass. Put in a load of raised beds for veg.

However, our lass quite likes it and also the dog likes lying on it in the shade to cool down so it stays I suppose.
 
The dogs have fucked my lawn good and proper. Urine burn patches all over it. Only laid it last Easter, it looked class. Any recommendations or tips mate?
Eye tell the dog not to go on it .
Ours knows not to go on the borders ,not piss on the grass that we use.He goes on a certain area to piss in the corner of the garden .

Sounds a bit far fetched I know but staffs are clever obedient things .



You could put them stones in the water what are supposed to help with the scorching .

Different types of seed aswell are supposed to be more hardy .


Either way plastic grass is lame as fuck mind .
 
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The bairns have got all their toys out. Barbies & Toy Story galore. I’ve got a couple of stouts. Sun’s shining. The Beat playing in the background. Will hoy the match on soon. f***ing great.
I hoovered mine this morning looks mint
I absolutely f***ing despise it.


It also gives you an idea how lazy people are in body and in mind .
You plainly have no idea what the purpose of artificial grass is. My back garden is overshadowed in part by forest trees so real grass won’t thrive, artificial is the way forward
 
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I hoovered mine this morning looks mint

You plainly have no idea what the purpose of artificial grass is. My back garden is overshadowed in part by forest trees so real grass won’t thrive, artificial is the way forward
Nonsense,you clearly know nothing about different species of grass and have took the lazy way out.
 
Love my plastic grass out the back. Ideal for the youngun to run around on knowing he won't be trailing in clarts when it's been raining. Before I got it you'd be wary of playing on it for days on end after a good downpour
 
He’s correct though, absolutely no reason grass can’t grow in shade.
 
Eye tell the dog not to go on it .
Ours knows not to go on the borders ,not piss on the grass that we use.He goes on a certain area to piss in the corner of the garden .

Sounds a bit far fetched I know but staffs are clever obedient things .



You could put them stones in the water what are supposed to help with the scorching .

Different types of seed aswell are supposed to be more hardy .


Either way plastic grass is lame as fuck mind .
I've just used this miracle grow patch repair, supposed to work wonders, I'll not hold my breath mind. The lawn is quite a small area for 2 pups, they are bitches aswell, who create more ammonia in their piss half the lawn is fucked tbh. The little twats.
 
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I've just used this miracle grow patch repair, supposed to work wonders, I'll not hold my breath mind. The lawn is quite a small area for 2 pups, they are bitches aswell, who create more ammonia in their piss half the lawn is fucked tbh. The little that's...
I’ve just topped dressed and re-seeded .Just turned the sprinklers off.It’ll be class in a fortnight or so .

Look at a more resilient seed and those stones you put in the dogs water .
 
I’ve just topped dressed and re-seeded .Just turned the sprinklers off.It’ll be class in a fortnight or so .

Look at a more resilient seed and those stones you put in the dogs water .
I've tried the stones mate, load of shite imo. Made no difference. They tell you to heavily water the area where the dog pisses immediately after, to waterdown the ammonia. In reality, that won't happen in our house.😀😀
 

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