Ciro_DiMarzio
Winger
It's either bum chums or big cocks.I've tried and tried to figure out what BCs means, marra but the best I can come up with is Bum Chums. Put me out of my misery, ffs.
Single Folk of the SMB
- Thread starter RossTheNinja
- Start date
Hadn't even thought of that.
Haway, Al...
53%
But I notice there's no ticky boxes to exclude the psychotic or thick as mince.
But I notice there's no ticky boxes to exclude the psychotic or thick as mince.
NewAdventuresInWiFi
Striker
10.42%
There’s nearly a UB40 song somewhere in there.
There’s nearly a UB40 song somewhere in there.
Mackemansj1
Striker
There's definitely a type of bloke that loves that mind, they normally have turkey teeth, fake tan and riod muscles as it makes them feel manly a lass is desperate. I'm the exact opposite, that's a massive turn off I find women with their shit together and are strong take no shit, someone that's my equal rather than being the alpha male bollocks. You'll find the alpha male show offs are the most cowardly bullshiters when the shit gets real I noticed that as a kid growing up with the shit my ma would go through with blokes. However what I've noticed about myself I attract lasses that think they want a normal decent bloke that's not gonna treat them like shit, they like it for awhile then miss the carnage of blokes they think they can "fix" but end up back to square one after the honeymoon period.
JAZZMANB
Striker
A partner should be a lovely addition
Not a crutch or form of income or home help etc
joebolton
Winger
Best bet , get a dog.
You will meet loads of lasses walking a dog , and it’s an easy way to strike up conversation. Or just borrow someone else’s dog
Guaranteed you will get talking to at least 3 lasses a day.
Also when they are walking the dog they are normally not spruced up , so you will get to see the real deal.
Avoid ones with French bulldogs though , they are generally insane.
Seriously dog walking is where it’s at. Also the Aldi.
I'd be this, at almost 51, I wouldn't go back in the dating pool one bit. I'd downsize, put my money in the bank, work when/what i wanted for beer tokens/travel money and do all the outdoor'sy stuff I've always wanted to do.
Five-Quarter
Midfield
Have thought about a dog but I can be out the house 12 hours a day so bit of a non starter
Would Lidl be as effective as Aldi or do the single ladies prefer the latter?
Crook Mackem
Striker
if i ever embark on another search, i`m looking for the 1 in a 100
Sunlun79
Central Defender
Aye my kids don’t need to see me crying over any bloke, I think the longer I’ve been single the more I realise I’m happy the way I am.
joebolton
Winger
A ) borrow someone’s then. Ideally a pensioner who might not do good beach or mountain walks. Dog will be happy as well.
B) only been in the Lidl twice. Good for danish pastries but can’t comment on the lasses factor. My initial thought is the isles are too wide in Lidl. Aldi bit thinner isles so more easier to get the eye contact. Also to reach up and get the pine nuts for them.
alexander
Striker
I've tried and tried to figure out what BCs means, marra but the best I can come up with is Bum Chums. Put me out of my misery, ffs.
Got it in one.
Five-Quarter
Midfield
The lass I almost asked out had a dog ....
I was doing the whole, well I'd like to walk more but I don't have a dog....
Then the dog died and I did, well if you'd still like to get out walking but are a bit uncomfortable on your own, I'd like to walk more
Got neewhere. Saw her earlier and I was reminded of your dog dating post
joebolton
Winger
She was probably mourning the dog , and going for a similar walk would perhaps be a trigger for her.
Go for one with a fresher dog. As I say you would need to be walking a dog ( borrowed one ) yourself to make the initial approach. Then , when she agrees to go out for a walk , borrow the dog again.
After a while just say your dog died , but you would still enjoy your walks together.
**. If you see the still alive dog out , after you have announced his deceasment , just ignore him.
Worst case she finds out , you can say “ look at the lengths I went to , to win you over. “.
Five-Quarter
Midfield
She has a rabbit that lass. I hate rabbits. Maybe I should get a rabbit though and post about my love of rabbits on Facebook. Then say hey guess what, you know I Facebook stalked you a while back and you accepted my friend request out of politeness? Well, now I've got a rabbit just like you
Or maybe not
But hmm
. My ageing next door neighbour has a dog He regularly says he can't walk the dog beyond the end of the street cos of leg and circulation problems
It's an annoying little shit though
