Keawyeds
Striker
In case any of you have forgotten, today is National Love Your Pet Day.
Still time to pop down to Pets At Home to get some Bonios and Shower Gel for that special someone in your life.
National Love Your Pet Day 2019 - National Awareness Days Events Calendar 2018 & 2019 - UK & US
That's the OP's autobiography title sorted.
Bonios and Shower Gel: The @MonkeyLove Story