Short man syndrome

[Mainze]

Worked on the doors in bars and clubs around Boro in the 90's and then after that ran pubs all over the NE until around 8 years ago. Small men have issues...

 

[Deleted member 29601]

Because it's funny?

It would without steps.


Judging by your posts on here you must be a crack shot at booting stots and as fit as fuck.


Height liars.


5'8" is the average height of most conversations. No the wonder you've got a hunched back like Old Father Time and isolation issues.

At your age i think your dream of reaching 5'8" is a ship that has well and truly sailed.

 

[Lewberry pie]

@Lewberry pie 5'4

I saw this thread and thought well I'm going to get tagged at some point, ERM 5'7 to be precise marra.

A lass I worked with once asked me my height and said "aw it's just I could cope with your height for a boyfriend but no shorter" I wasn't sure whether to be offended or flattered.

 

[jacko100]

I saw this thread and thought well I'm going to get tagged at some point, ERM 5'7 to be precise marra.

A lass I worked with once asked me my height and said "aw it's just I could cope with your height for a boyfriend but no shorter" I wasn't sure whether to be offended or flattered.

Cheeky wagon. Hope you asked how big her tits were for the same reason

 

[Lewberry pie]

Cheeky wagon. Hope you asked how big her tits were for the same reason

 

[Al]

I was once talking to my vertically challenged boss about another guy who worked for him who had small man issues and how he always wore stacked heels. Boss looked at me and said “if there’s one thing I’ve learned in life it’s that if you’re five foot two you’re five foot f***ing two and that’s the f***ing end of it”. Not sure what the moral of the story is here- I’m six foot f***ing two and I don’t give a shit.

 

[Deleted member 26]

What an odd thread.

 

[Hongkongphooey]

Worked on the doors in bars and clubs around Boro in the 90's and then after that ran pubs all over the NE until around 8 years ago. Small men have issues...

They can be shouty when they’ve had a couple of half’s, especially the baldies

 

[Teed]

Short Man Syndrome Explained | HealthGuidance

There must be a few vertically challenged members posting on these boards.

I wish you'd leave @rocky alarn lad...

 

[the boot]

There’s a fisherman from shields called. Shalla watta Pete.

 

[the boot]

Worked on the doors in bars and clubs around Boro in the 90's and then after that ran pubs all over the NE until around 8 years ago. Small men have issues...

You must have been grafting when Duffy was kicking about then?

 

[muggboots]

At your age i think your dream of reaching 5'8" is a ship that has well and truly sailed.

 

[Mainze]

You must have been grafting when Duffy was kicking about then?

Was a couple of years after he was stabbed

 

[the boot]

Was a couple of years after he was stabbed

He was a menace they reckon. The pubs would empty apparently.

 

[Mainze]

He was a menace they reckon. The pubs would empty apparently.

Aye he carried a fair reputation around Boro in those days. Pretty sure there was a documentary about him recently.

 

[the boot]

Aye he carried a fair reputation around Boro in those days. Pretty sure there was a documentary about him recently.

I might try and give it a show.

 

[Mainze]

I might try and give it a show.

Died from a single stab wound to the armpit if I remember correctly.

 

[Arthur80]

Worked on the doors in bars and clubs around Boro in the 90's and then after that ran pubs all over the NE until around 8 years ago. Small men have issues...

Now if you combine the two and put a short man working the doors they really do have issues.

 

[Mainze]

Now if you combine the two and put a short man working the doors they really do have issues.

Used to be like the police. Short arses not allowed.

 

[phillips10]

I was lucky, was the shortest lad in my year at school, thought I was doomed to a life of ridicule.

Soon as I left school I shot up to six foot, thank fuck.

I'd hate to only be 5 foot plus.