StripedPaddy
Winger
Sheeps head laced with strychnine, hoy over wall, promlem solved
Shit Next Door Neighbours
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Sheeps head laced with strychnine, hoy over wall, promlem solved
The dogs are in the house not the garden though
Two million voices
Winger
The neighbour ajoined to us is spot on, lovely lad and couldn’t give a toss about any noise, had a barbecue last year and said to him there might be a bit noise and his answer was ‘honestly mate, I couldn’t give a fuck, enjoy yourself’.
The other neighbour is alright but weird, two years in a row she’s sent a Christmas card to us with no name on, little does she know I know her name cos some post came to ours by mistake. She doesn’t say a word to me and completely blanks me on the streets, she loves our lass (no) though and goes out of her way to talk to her. She’s about 50 and a complete wad though, the neighbour not our lass.
The other neighbour is alright but weird, two years in a row she’s sent a Christmas card to us with no name on, little does she know I know her name cos some post came to ours by mistake. She doesn’t say a word to me and completely blanks me on the streets, she loves our lass (no) though and goes out of her way to talk to her. She’s about 50 and a complete wad though, the neighbour not our lass.
DisillusionedOldGit
Winger
Sausage met and rat poison mate . For the dogs and the owners .
Sounds like there's a buck there for you mate .
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StripedPaddy
Winger
The fcukers have to come out sometime no?
MackneyHackem
Striker
Walking back from the pub/shop, finishing a tab outside my home.
Laddo comes out: “just having a fag in the street are you?”
“Aye mate I am, I don’t smoke in the house”
He proceeded to pretend he was putting something in the bin, despite having nowt in his hands. Then went inside.
Warwick Hunt.
Laddo comes out: “just having a fag in the street are you?”
“Aye mate I am, I don’t smoke in the house”
He proceeded to pretend he was putting something in the bin, despite having nowt in his hands. Then went inside.
Warwick Hunt.
HANDSOME_DAN
Midfield
Do you hoy your fag ends on the floor? Otherwise weird.
MackneyHackem
Striker
Rights I do. On the road. Where he parks his massive Volvo.
HANDSOME_DAN
Midfield
If his car is taxed and mot’d he isn’t doing anything wrong but you are
MackneyHackem
Striker
Flicking one tab end onto a road?
HANDSOME_DAN
Midfield
Well yeah it’s literring. Presume you smoke there regular if he is going on like that. Or he is mental.
MackneyHackem
Striker
First time i’ve ever had a tab outside the house mate. I’m not a smoker usually.
HANDSOME_DAN
Midfield
MackneyHackem
Striker
Probably just paranoid about his car then. You haven’t keyed it before have you
Nor but they’re twitchy bastards. Check my other posts in the thread man.
Wilfy
Striker
f***ing hell, he’s just been on channel 5! @stephen cartwright
Farfrom Athletic
Midfield
f***ing manky house, think he’d have decorated for the camera’s coming round.
Wilfy
Striker
Too right it is.
HoxtonMackem
Winger
Current place the neighbours are no bother; landlord lives with his family next door and bar the odd faint screaming child sounds they never disturb us much, hardly ever hear or see the ones on the other side.
Had a very strange incident in my previous place mind. Lived in a flat within a building of others in Hackney when I first moved down here. We were in one of two flats on the ground floor, immediately became suspicious when it became apparent that the bloke next door had people in and out at all hours during the day from 7/8am until about 8 or 9 at night (assumed he was a dealer or something) but then it became stranger when one day I saw him moving a load of office furniture in. Turns out he was running a consultancy business from his flat (not allowed by terms of our contract), we thought about saying something to the landlord but wasn’t really much to gain as the bloke wasn’t a nuisance to us in any way and seemed friendly in passing.
About 6 months later I was woke up at about 4am on a weekday morning by loads of muffled shouting and screaming from next door and banging walls, followed by silence and then the sound of furniture and the like being shifted about for ages until dawn. Must have been grassed up or caught out and booted out by the landlord.
Never seen the bloke again after that, someone else moved in a few weeks after.
Had a very strange incident in my previous place mind. Lived in a flat within a building of others in Hackney when I first moved down here. We were in one of two flats on the ground floor, immediately became suspicious when it became apparent that the bloke next door had people in and out at all hours during the day from 7/8am until about 8 or 9 at night (assumed he was a dealer or something) but then it became stranger when one day I saw him moving a load of office furniture in. Turns out he was running a consultancy business from his flat (not allowed by terms of our contract), we thought about saying something to the landlord but wasn’t really much to gain as the bloke wasn’t a nuisance to us in any way and seemed friendly in passing.
About 6 months later I was woke up at about 4am on a weekday morning by loads of muffled shouting and screaming from next door and banging walls, followed by silence and then the sound of furniture and the like being shifted about for ages until dawn. Must have been grassed up or caught out and booted out by the landlord.
Never seen the bloke again after that, someone else moved in a few weeks after.
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