Shit Next Door Neighbours

Discussion in 'SMB' started by TheBronzeBummer, Jul 12, 2018.

  1. TheBronzeBummer

    TheBronzeBummer Goalkeeper

    loud as fuck talking shite in the back garden, at this time!

    But aye, anyone had particularly bad neighbours?

    Maybe ones who you’ve had altercations with even?
  2. I lived next door to Hitler. In and out of that bloody bunker at all hours, slamming the door behind him, letting his dog shit all ower.
  3. TheBronzeBummer

    TheBronzeBummer Goalkeeper

    Can we get rid of this thread, it’s peaked.

    Also me ******* neighbour has went to kip, must have saw this post.
  4. safcforever

    safcforever Striker

    nah never. However I’ve received letters out the blue off the local council in regards to my noise level so I guess I was the annoying neighbour.
    If anyone had spoke to me I’d have fixed the issue, I didn’t even know I was doing anything wrong

    So maybe just speak to them
  5. Kevsgreat

    Kevsgreat Striker

    When I was a kid we were the shit next door neighbours. Used to think it was down to our boy being a little shit, but years after I moved out and she was old enough to know better my mam got a caution for scratching the neighbour's car. :confused:
  6. maygo

    maygo Winger

    I'd be up at 7 with radio x blaring out, using me hammer drill repeatedly on the adjoining wall, the bunch of inconsiderate *****
  7. Spike

    Spike Subs Bench

    Got class neighbours me now, couple in their 40s next door proper hippies, sound as owt, always feeding the birds and on the look out for intruders, single lad next door who works away and barely there, keeps himself to himself and has the odd party but never too loud or late
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  8. fatha

    fatha Midfield

    My neighbours (in their fifties) are never out of the garden like..It seems all their family live on our estate, none of them work and they congregate all day in next doors garden, speaking in grunts like something off Deliverence....Having said that we get no grief off them
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  9. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Our downstairs neighbours have been in a huff with us for months now because we wouldn’t let them “be a bit cheeky” and let them “nick a bit” of the communal hallway/entrance to the building so they could remodel their living room. :lol:
  10. Never have any bother with mine. They're mainly all older people so no loud parties etc.
  11. Mantobar

    Mantobar Midfield

    Young couple and a recently split women with 2 kids. Bairns are lovely.shes aged about 10 years since the split. Never hear them
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  12. tunstallhill

    tunstallhill Striker

    had nightmares in the past, it can proper take over your life like.
  13. FannyByTheGaslight

    FannyByTheGaslight Central Defender

    Aye, I had one fucker that would start playing music at 3am loud as fuck, he got lashed with a golf club.
  14. MackemBob

    MackemBob Winger

    One neighbour was a marine. His bedroom had an adjoining wall with ours. You could always tell it was his last few days before deployment as he had a few all night parties.

    At one of these parties him and a couple of girls were having a whale of a time bouncing on the bed at 4am, when we heard an almighty clatter followed by one of the girls shouting, “You’ve fucked me off the bed”.

    Sold up just before he was due back from one deployment.
  15. kossoff

    kossoff Winger

  16. weebil64

    weebil64 Winger

    This must become a catchphrase in the next series of Game of Thrones or summat. Simply too good to be lost forever.
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  17. The Raven

    The Raven Winger

    A few years ago a family moved in next door (the owner used to rent it out to any fucker).

    She was fat mess, he was a body builder type and the kids (multiple kids by multiple fathers) were more or less feral.

    They weren't really a bother as such until I got up one morning and went downstairs.

    I walked into the front room and the Mrs was making a finger on the lips, shushing gesture.

    Screaming and shouting coming from next door, it was hard to understand what it was about at first but it soon became apparent that she had found out he was having an affair.

    Due to the shear volume and timbre of her voice, we could hear everything she was saying word for word.

    Apparently it had been going on for two years, he had been on holiday with her, she rang the lass he was seeing, screamed down the phone at her for a bit. Proper entertaining stuff.

    She buggered off somewhere with the kids, he disappeared off and we thought 'well that's it'

    Exactly 24 hours later they were all back, laughing and carrying on like nothing had happened.

    In the end I had a word with the lad who actually owned the house and he booted them out.
  18. Wilfy

    Wilfy Striker

    Arseholes to the left of us, canny to the right.
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  19. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

    All class apart from the house over the back.

    There's a couple who are about 70, she's a snidey nosey witch.
    I know for an absolute fact that in the last couple of weeks she's been talking about us to the family who we live next door to.
    She also reported us to the council years back rather than mentioning a small matter in passing. That's when we were on speaking terms. I haven't spoken to her in about 2 years.
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  20. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    Here I am stuck in the middle with you?

    Woman in her mid to late 50s on the left, she's quiet. On the right, I've got a student/young professional rental place. Previous 2 or 3 sets of tenants were decent, not seen much of the current lot but they don't seem overly bothered about looking after the garden.

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