Sandwiches, Chocolate and Crisps Etiquette....

[Junior Birdman]

Right, I want this clearing up once and for all. When you have a sandwich and a packet of crisps, how do you eat them? I always open the crisps and have them whilst I have the sandwich. However, some knacker @Freddie the Greek, that I used to work with reckons you eat the sandwich first, then have the crisps. My daughter's started doing this as well but I think it's all wrong.

So, how do you eat you sandwich and crisps? I'm interested in your thoughts on this massively important issue

 

[Oli Wagkz]

Sandwich first, you pervert.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Right, I want this clearing up once and for all. When you have a sandwich and a packet of crisps, how do you eat them? I always open the crisps and have them whilst I have the sandwich. However, some knacker @Freddie the Greek, that I used to work with reckons you eat the sandwich first, then have the crisps. My daughter's started doing this as well but I think it's all wrong.

So, how do you eat you sandwich and crisps? I'm interested in your thoughts on this massively important issue

Crisps on the sarnie.

 

[Pseudonym Number 1]

Have it however you want it.

 

[Junior Birdman]

Sandwich first, you pervert.

 

[Bishop Mackem]

Sandwich and then crisps .

Depending on filling of sandwich and flavour of crisps then you may be able to put some crisps in the sandwich

 

[nyron4england]

sandwich then crisps. theres a reason you're a junior birdman and not a senior birdman

 

[a1970man]

Open Sandwich
Pour on full bag of crisps
Replace lid
Crush Sandwich till flat
Eat crisps that have fallen out first
Eat Sandwich
Wash down with 1 litre of Villa Sasp

 

[Bob Fleming]

Crisp sarnies are the future like

 

[Freddie the Greek]

Sandwich first, you pervert.

Aye, the OP is a crisp nonce

 

[maygo]

Wtf, there's a procedure for eating sarnies and crisps now? The world has truly gone mad

And I'd put the crisps in the sarnie btw, anything else is complete wrangun etiquette

 

[Junior Birdman]

sandwich then crisps. theres a reason you're a junior birdman and not a senior birdman

I'm Junior due to my youthful outlook on life

Aye, the OP is a crisp nonce

Ooh look at me with my salmon sandwich. I mustn't contaminate it by eating crisps at the same time

 

[nyron4england]

Ooh look at me with my salmon sandwich. I mustn't contaminate it by eating crisps at the same time

acceptable only if in the sandwich. salmon and ready salted used to be my pre home game snack as a kid.

 

[Wilfy]

Definitely sandwich first, then crisps.

 

[Sam Handwich]

Together, or not at all. Its a texture thing for me, therefore Ready Salted suffice for me.

 

[Freddie the Greek]

I'm Junior due to my youthful outlook on life


Ooh look at me with my salmon sandwich. I mustn't contaminate it by eating crisps at the same time

 

[Bishop Mackem]

Anyone ever tried a chilli Dorito crisp sandwich???

 

[Discopants91]

Push a singular crisp into each bite of the sarnie is the correct method.

 

[Dave Herbal]

Yep, crisps for dessert.

 

[Son of Stan]

Why would you not eat your crisps with a sandwich? Bizarre behaviour. The flavour enhances the sandwich as many crisp connoisseurs on here have pointed out.