Russell Howard


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could dee with a good chip pan fire

he is one unfunny, annoying cunt
 
He's a bong eyed unfunny dogs dick that has the nerve to call himself a comedian.

Any comedian that does a show in front of a live audience and still has to use canned laughter is no comedian
 
The good news programme or whatever it's called is a bit crap, but I thought his stand-up was really funny.

again though, SMB, comedians, shit, etc.
 
I like him. He's funny as well as sexy, not something you can say about most comedians.

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are u for real? he looks like a f***ing gerbil
i hate him i hope the fucker dies sometime soon, screaming
hopefully on telly in a fire or something, live, so i can watch it
f***ing awful human being
 
Russell is stand up's biggest pin-up, and it's no wonder with old-fashioned romance seeping out of his every pore. Take this answer to the challenge 'unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card' – "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."
 
Ever the optimist, Russ had this to say about the accusations A Levels are now dumber than a Chuckle Brothers' adaptation of Othello: " Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!'"

Russell's boyish charm hides the beating heart of a satirical master, as he proved when he imagined a poverty-stricken villager in a devastated Third World nation learning of what we're going through in Britain: "Some people in England only have their wheelie bins collected once a fortnight. Their suffering is unimaginable."

jesus f***ing christ
 
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