Bombadil
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Ah that's ok then. Just walk away Roy, it's fine.
Don't bother telling us what your tactics were supposed to be, or your team selection etc. Don't bother explaining the utter turd you've served up for months now, or your preference for players who play for so called big clubs who although clearly ain't fit or are outta form you pick religiously.
Just fuck it up then walk away, rich and utterly blameless
Spot on, we were due an explanation.