Rightmove Voyeurism

Did their Estate Agent not tell these fuckers to de-clutter... Fucking hell those pictures are a gaudy mass of colours... Also am I seeing things right, does the bedroom open up to the bathroom with no dividing wall???

That said it is a cracking space!!!
Clearly owned by a footballer. :lol:

You wanna see the pics of houses out here. The Spanish haven't got a clue about decluttering. They seem to put as much stuff in as possible. Washing machines in random rooms, tops of cupboards rammed with stuff etc. :lol:
 

riffraff

Striker
Wow, some great history in that gatehouse. I’d love that.

We stayed in this for a long weekend with some friends. It was a bit more worn than the pics here but it was massive and lovely.

Check out this property for sale on Rightmove!
Rads stick out like sore thumbs in auld houses like that.

Reet rads there.

The black n white floor tiles will have to go. Plus the timber floors too dark so it’ll have to go anarl even if it’s hardwood which I’m not sure it is. Is that a realistic price for Whitburn?

That looks really odd. It is like they have lifted a part bathroom from a showroom and plonked it in the corner of the bedroom
It’s a fashion thing atm. Popular with people who think they’re young lovey dovey couples in Hollywood movies living in California beachside properties or Manhattan penthouses.

I like the one in Devon with the library for 17000 books. It’d mean I could empty the loft of our books n my CDs n dvds.

All them fancy built in ovens etc and they stick a microwave on the fucking bench. WTF goes through peoples minds man!
Good spot.

£220K is a lot of money for a shed
It’s a retirement shed. Dunno what anyone would do for work round there? I worked in Scotland 30 yrs ago and the houses were stunning for the prices then the local lads ask you what you’d do for work? Fuck all for miles and poor wages if youd find owt. Different now with tinternet and working from home I suppose?

Hppy New Year marra.
Best one so far. Is it Tom Contis daughters? Seems cheap tbh. What on Earth is Braintree Freeport Station?
 
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Rads stick out like sore thumbs in auld houses like that.





Hppy New Year marra.
Best one so far. Is it Tom Contis daughters? Seems cheap tbh. What on Earth is Braintree Freeport Station?
Freeport is an outlet place like Dalton park. Obviously has its own station these days.. getting a bit further outin Essex bere
 

riffraff

Striker
Freeport is an outlet place like Dalton park. Obviously has its own station these days.. getting a bit further outin Essex bere
Aaaah. I was thinking it was on the estuary there for a minute and I’d had it mixed up with somewhere else round Chelmsford n Colchester way for 30yrs.
 

Goat Eyes

Striker
Not of land, swimming pool and a tennis court
I don’t quite understand what you mean by “not of land” but it’s got 5 acres, paddocks and stables as well as a swimming pool and tennis courts (these may be inclusive of the 5 acres) but I’d say that is ample for anyone who’s not a farmer.
 

njmackem

Winger
It's not rightmove, but I showed this one to a client yesterday and will be putting on offer together this week. About an hour from NYC. This would cost you right around a million quid.

Realtor
 

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