Rightmove Voyeurism



Monty Pigeon

Striker
Observations while I'm in the market for a house:

- Please, no more guitars on walls. Play it or give it to a charity shop.
- Please, no more cow/deer skulls on walls. If you shot it yourself, I hate you. If you didn't shoot it yourself....what are you doing?
- Please, no more giant clocks on kitchen walls. It's not a design statement - it says you've been down IKEA.
- Please, no more quotes on walls. I read a lot; you know how to Google a quote.
 

DaveH

Striker
Observations while I'm in the market for a house:

- Please, no more guitars on walls. Play it or give it to a charity shop.
- Please, no more cow/deer skulls on walls. If you shot it yourself, I hate you. If you didn't shoot it yourself....what are you doing?
- Please, no more giant clocks on kitchen walls. It's not a design statement - it says you've been down IKEA.
- Please, no more quotes on walls. I read a lot; you know how to Google a quote.
My guitar is on the wall, it is a good place to keep it. Though not as a statement in the living room. Between two sets of bookshelves in the study.
 

Quench

Striker
Observations while I'm in the market for a house:

- Please, no more guitars on walls. Play it or give it to a charity shop.
- Please, no more cow/deer skulls on walls. If you shot it yourself, I hate you. If you didn't shoot it yourself....what are you doing?
- Please, no more giant clocks on kitchen walls. It's not a design statement - it says you've been down IKEA.
- Please, no more quotes on walls. I read a lot; you know how to Google a quote.
Can I keep my - piss, fart, shite one in the bathroom?
 
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DaveH

Striker
I like that second one.

Is that astroturf in the first? Such a shame if it is.
 

Ceverton

Winger
First one has a terrible back garden for the price
 

sarah_safc

Midfield

if you don’t mind your car going up in flames :lol:

is that shaving sockets in pic 13?
 
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Keawyeds

Striker
Observations while I'm in the market for a house:

- Please, no more guitars on walls. Play it or give it to a charity shop.
- Please, no more cow/deer skulls on walls. If you shot it yourself, I hate you. If you didn't shoot it yourself....what are you doing?
- Please, no more giant clocks on kitchen walls. It's not a design statement - it says you've been down IKEA.
- Please, no more quotes on walls. I read a lot; you know how to Google a quote.

Awww. I've had the massive IKEA clock since I lived in my flat! Don't be mean about the clock. Anyway, our kitchen wall is pretty big, so it fits.

I've often thought quotes on a wall makes it look a bit like living in a pub that's trying to be trendy
 

elder

Striker
this one even comes with its own ramparts and cannons....!!!


the old listing (quoted) has been removed and it's been relisted at $80 million, it was last sold in 2013 for $32 million 😮

 
the old listing (quoted) has been removed and it's been relisted at $80 million, it was last sold in 2013 for $32 million 😮

If I could see the bridge and opera house from the living room then maybe, but it's out the back bedroom window. Shite.
 
This would be lovely if you did it up. The bathrooms are a little dated 😁


Someone got a good deal on artificial grass:

 

wilma56

Central Defender
This would be lovely if you did it up. The bathrooms are a little dated 😁


Someone got a good deal on artificial grass:

First one could be lovely, is it a shit hole there as that still seems cheap.
Second one, bringing the outside indoors :rolleyes:
 

DaveH

Striker
This would be lovely if you did it up. The bathrooms are a little dated 😁


Someone got a good deal on artificial grass:

I love the way after deciding to asroturf the inside, they still had some left and thought “lets turf the window sills”. Because normally everyone carpets their window sills right?
 

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