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Very nice apart from.......WTF is that thing to the R/H of the oven?
Does every home in the NE have a guitar player under its roof and why aren’t there enough guitar cases to go round? That’s a business op reet there: NE GuitarCasesDirect.com. I’m gonna retire, buy this house, sort that oven monstrosity out, get me guitar case dealers website up n running then buy out Kyrille in a couple of years. Form an orderly queue all you website designers....
All that care and attention to detail and they couldn’t be arsed to have a built in oven fitted! Leaps out as a mistake.
See it all the time, especially microwaves on the benches of 30k kitchens LOL
 
Anyone got a million quid and want to live in York?


Buy a git big mirror and lean it against the wall.
What could possibly go wrong?
Check out this 3 bedroom farm house for sale on Rightmove potential development of stone barns, farmhouse and 50 acres all for £795k.

If that was in Scotland, Mrs K would be putting down a deposit
 
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Must just be me that looks at some of these places and is immediately turned off by them being in the middle of nowhere. We seem to have a lot of aspiring hermits on here.
Issues with neighbours - no
Noise from traffic - no
Big garden - insanely big
Beautiful views - yes
Really nice walks right on your doorstep - yes
Dark night skies - yes
Defensible in a zombie apocalypse - yes

What is there not to like?
 
Issues with neighbours - no
Noise from traffic - no
Big garden - insanely big
Beautiful views - yes
Really nice walks right on your doorstep - yes
Dark night skies - yes
Defensible in a zombie apocalypse - yes

What is there not to like?

How do I get to the match, the pub, it'd be taxis every time I went out and I bet there's not many of them in the area. I'm sure the views are nice but if I had a whopping budget I'm sure I could find summat detached with no traffic noise in somewhere far more convenient. Each to their own, doesnt appeal to me at all.

The zombie thing had me rethinking, but living in TEF I'm comfortable my survival skills are pretty good anyway.
 
Anyone got a link to that odd big million+ pound house stuck onto an industrial estate? Perhaps consett way? I've been struggling to find it.
Ignore that, found it. Doesn't look like it sold. I wonder why?!
 
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Anyone got a link to that odd big million+ pound house stuck onto an industrial estate? Perhaps consett way? I've been struggling to find it.
Ignore that, found it. Doesn't look like it sold. I wonder why?!

This has been on here before. It’s just outside Bishop Auckland near the football ground.
 
Though while looking, I found this. That seems pretty cheap for 7 bedrooms
This has been on here before. It’s just outside Bishop Auckland near the football ground.
I know, I'd been trying to find it after chatting at work about odd houses. It made me realise one thing this forum is lacking, the ability to search within a thread. Quite frustrating when you know what you want is there somewhere in the 215 pages.

Well played to @Epping for starting this one. At the minute I seem to check Pure Football, and find doom & gloom. Check Covid and see positive stats, doom, gloom and madness. Politics which takes doom, gloom and madness to a whole new level. All full off silly arguments, then this interesting and polite thread. The most contentious comment on here is "Not to my taste, I'd have to redecorate throughout".
 
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Though while looking, I found this. That seems pretty cheap for 7 bedrooms

I know, I'd been trying to find it after chatting at work about odd houses. It made me realise one thing this forum is lacking, the ability to search within a thread. Quite frustrating when you know what you want is there somewhere in the 215 pages.

Well played to @Epping for starting this one. At the minute I seem to check Pure Football, and find doom & gloom. Check Covid and see positive stats, doom, gloom and madness. Politics which takes doom, gloom and madness to a whole new level. All full off silly arguments, then this interesting and polite thread. The most contentious comment on here is "Not to my taste, I'd have to redecorate throughout".
You can search within a thread. Just to the right of the search box there's a drop down which defaults to everywhere. Click it and choose "This thread" as the search scope.
 
Anyone got a link to that odd big million+ pound house stuck onto an industrial estate? Perhaps consett way? I've been struggling to find it.
Ignore that, found it. Doesn't look like it sold. I wonder why?!

Beyond strange that, if you were building that why wouldn't you just move it 3 miles out into the sticks?
 
Wonder if it's in the arse end of nowhere? 🤔


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I want the bed in picture 16 😎

Also the cat on picture 11 cracked me up 😂
 

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