Right lets see if this is true

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Nothing the OP ever says is true. He has a "mate" in every country with a finger on the pulse of every untrue story going. I've read his dull shit about ethnic minorities/majorities which was pulled to pieces by people actually researching the topic for him. I read his cack story, one that I'd heard several times over several years, about the cat microchip at a restaurant. He justifies his lies by claiming he broke the Bent news on a thread that nobody other than himself remembers and now magically doesn't exist. He refuses to answer pertinent questions about his theories that are unanswerable without making him look like a berk, so he regularly makes up some story about the "power going out in the tiny turkish/greek/martian settlement he is currently at" in order to disappear for a while. And to be honest this story is the most laughable of all of them I think.

Oh and by the way, anyone who dares reveal his stories to be drivel he inevitably calls "sperm breath" or some other tedious little insult. Bless him.

Entertaining though.
 
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Nothing the OP ever says is true. He has a "mate" in every country with a finger on the pulse of every untrue story going. I've read his dull shit about ethnic minorities/majorities which was pulled to pieces by people actually researching the topic for him. I read his cack story, one that I'd heard several times over several years, about the cat microchip at a restaurant. He justifies his lies by claiming he broke the Bent news on a thread that nobody other than himself remembers and now magically doesn't exist. He refuses to answer pertinent questions about his theories that are unanswerable without making him look like a berk, so he regularly makes up some story about the "power going out in the tiny turkish/greek/martian settlement he is currently at" in order to disappear for a while. And to be honest this story is the most laughable of all of them I think.

Oh and by the way, anyone who dares reveal his stories to be drivel he inevitably calls "sperm breath" or some other tedious little insult. Bless him.

Entertaining though.

It was the quote from Church I was referring to
 
Broken ankle? Wtf have we signed him for?

I did say it had been downgraded to a damaged ankle when I saw the fucker the next day, but he was still adamant it had been done climbiing back through a 3rd story window to go back out on the piss on a pre-season fixture, oh! and by the way, it was reported down there he had an ankle injury, and can any of you smartarses guarantee 100% that it didn't happen ???? thought not.
 
This comes from Fletchers agents accountant, Fletcher was up here pre season training with us, he then went on pre season tour with Wolves, and while away he broke his curfew and came back at 1pm, he then decided he wanted to go back out on the piss (understandable) and climbed through the window forgetting he was 3 floors up, and now has a broken ankle apparently, we are still interested but it looks like January, waiting to see if he comes out of this OK I suppose, Wolves want to sack him but fear they may lose a transfer fee, now, call me what the fuck you want, but book mark this as it will eventually come out in the press, what story comes with the injury will be interesting though.

:lol:
 
Nothing the OP ever says is true. He has a "mate" in every country with a finger on the pulse of every untrue story going. I've read his dull shit about ethnic minorities/majorities which was pulled to pieces by people actually researching the topic for him. I read his cack story, one that I'd heard several times over several years, about the cat microchip at a restaurant. He justifies his lies by claiming he broke the Bent news on a thread that nobody other than himself remembers and now magically doesn't exist. He refuses to answer pertinent questions about his theories that are unanswerable without making him look like a berk, so he regularly makes up some story about the "power going out in the tiny turkish/greek/martian settlement he is currently at" in order to disappear for a while. And to be honest this story is the most laughable of all of them I think.

Oh and by the way, anyone who dares reveal his stories to be drivel he inevitably calls "sperm breath" or some other tedious little insult. Bless him.

Entertaining though.
Fuck me, you mean you actually stopped licking your brothers shit from your dads cock long enough to write that, wow.
 
Looks like he had you pegged :lol:

Has he fuck, I .posted what I'd heard from from Fletchers agents accountants son, as for PC tossers like mux and spavin, I just can't help my self when it comes winding the fuck out of the PC brigade and I ain't alone on that boat.
 
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I did say it had been downgraded to a damaged ankle when I saw the fucker the next day, but he was still adamant it had been done climbiing back through a 3rd story window to go back out on the piss on a pre-season fixture, oh! and by the way, it was reported down there he had an ankle injury, and can any of you smartarses guarantee 100% that it didn't happen ???? thought not.

Just like a tropical storm :)
 
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