Ridiculous Crisp Flavours


Let’s be honest, we only need the following flavours

Ready salted
Salt and vinegar
Pickled onion
Worcester sauce
Beef

Everything else is bullshit

Bacon? The humble pig was invented so it could be killed, have its flesh salt cured, have the flavour of said salt cured flesh synthesized and have the synthesized flavour added to slivers of potato which are then fried and put into packets for mass consumption.
 

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