Red lorry , yellow coat

[peachy]

If you* happened upon an accident where a yellow coated lady had been run over by a red lorry and you comforted her till the ambulance came, and she regaled you with how the red lorry was speeding.

If the next day you happened upon someone who said yellow coat had been talking on mobile and not looking and red lorry was driving fine ( Seen on camera).

*= Purple nose

Yellow coat ended up with plate in ankle.

Purple nose gets called by a solicitor but only has hearsay ie not seen accident nor camera evidence.

What should purple nose say to solicitor?
Anything, nothing ?

If the solicitor is acting for yellow coat would they ignore information that perhaps yellow coat was at fault? If so, it seems a bit unfair on red lorry if yellow coat was on mobile.

I

 

[Boz33]

See if the solititor will bribe 'purple nose' then your quids in

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

If you* happened upon an accident where a yellow coated lady had been run over by a red lorry and you comforted her till the ambulance came, and she regaled you with how the red lorry was speeding.

If the next day you happened upon someone who said yellow coat had been talking on mobile and not looking and red lorry was driving fine ( Seen on camera).

*= Purple nose

Yellow coat ended up with plate in ankle.

Purple nose gets called by a solicitor but only has hearsay ie not seen accident nor camera evidence.

What should purple nose say to solicitor?
Anything, nothing ?

If the solicitor is acting for yellow coat would they ignore information that perhaps yellow coat was at fault? If so, it seems a bit unfair on red lorry if yellow coat was on mobile.

I

Ask Someone if he/she might wish to contact the authorities.

 

[peachy]

See if the solititor will bribe 'purple nose' then your quids in

I don't think purple nose wants anything other than justice.

 

[Boz33]

I don't think purple nose wants anything other than justice.

So why are you bothering to ask on the SMB, tell both sets of solicitors what you saw, no more no less

 

[Deleted member 18718]

That's the shittest tongue twister ever, I managed it first time.

 

[peachy]

So why are you bothering to ask on the SMB, tell both sets of solicitors what you saw, no more no less

Afaik purple nose has only been contacted by one solicitor. Yellow coat's.

That's the shittest tongue twister ever, I managed it first time.

Red leather yellow leather is better.

 

[Boz33]

Afaik purple nose has only been contacted by one solicitor. Yellow coat's.


Red leather yellow leather is better.

You could always ask the solicitor who is looking after the lorry driver, you never know they may tell you.

 

[Skandhaless]

If you* happened upon an accident where a yellow coated lady had been run over by a red lorry and you comforted her till the ambulance came, and she regaled you with how the red lorry was speeding.

If the next day you happened upon someone who said yellow coat had been talking on mobile and not looking and red lorry was driving fine ( Seen on camera).

*= Purple nose

Yellow coat ended up with plate in ankle.

Purple nose gets called by a solicitor but only has hearsay ie not seen accident nor camera evidence.

What should purple nose say to solicitor?
Anything, nothing ?

If the solicitor is acting for yellow coat would they ignore information that perhaps yellow coat was at fault? If so, it seems a bit unfair on red lorry if yellow coat was on mobile.

I

Won't make any difference they won't believe anyone on acid.

 

[EchoMan]

Don't talk to those ambulance chasers. Either say nowt or make a statement to the police.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

If there was legalities involved I dinnit think I would be telling porkies like. It might come back and bite you on the arse.

 

[Epping]

Tell the truth and nothing but the truth or help me god.

Yellow lorry could have his livelihood at stake.

Good job it wasn't a blue lorry and a red lorry carrying paint that crashed.

They could have been marooned

 

[peachy]

If there was legalities involved I dinnit think I would be telling porkies like. It might come back and bite you on the arse.

I don't think purple nose would lie.

Tell the truth and nothing but the truth or help me god.

Yellow lorry could have his livelihood at stake.

Good job it wasn't a blue lorry and a red lorry carrying paint that crashed.

They could have been marooned

haha

 

[RestlessNatives]

Don't talk to those ambulance chasers. Either say nowt or make a statement to the police.

My first instinct is to say 'tell the truth' which still stands if you do speak to anyone but I would agree that you should speak to the police if you have evidence or keep out of it.
I was a passenger in an accident years ago where a bloke was guiding a lorry out into a main road, a car hit him and then he was thrown in front of our car. (I genuinely thought we'd driven over the top of him and killed him).
I got hassled from all sides and was also encouraged to say I was injured in the incident.

 

[Harry Angstrom]

If you* happened upon an accident where a yellow coated lady had been run over by a red lorry and you comforted her till the ambulance came, and she regaled you with how the red lorry was speeding.

If the next day you happened upon someone who said yellow coat had been talking on mobile and not looking and red lorry was driving fine ( Seen on camera).

*= Purple nose

Yellow coat ended up with plate in ankle.

Purple nose gets called by a solicitor but only has hearsay ie not seen accident nor camera evidence.

What should purple nose say to solicitor?
Anything, nothing ?

If the solicitor is acting for yellow coat would they ignore information that perhaps yellow coat was at fault? If so, it seems a bit unfair on red lorry if yellow coat was on mobile.

I

Tell them what you said here. It is up to the third party to confirm the mobile phone/good driving bit.

 

[Buzz]

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[BlackOps]

Don't talk to those ambulance chasers. Either say nowt or make a statement to the police.

If they didnt witness the incident, purples account means nothing really

 

[ivanthereasonable]

If they didnt witness the incident, purples account means nothing really

What if Purple received a call or text from yellow coat at the time of the accident ?

 

[peachy]

Purple nose saw nothing.
Purple nose was told by injured yellow coat that red lorry was speeding and run her over. (hearsay)
Fat boy told purple nose the next day that camera evidence shows yellow coat on mobile phone not looking at road and red lorry driving slowly (hearsay).
Yellow coat's solicitor wants purple nose to contact them.
Purple nose is a tad loathe to do this as has no facts.
If the solicitors are ambulance chasers (who knows?)- why should purple nose get back in touch. So far they have called purple nose pink nose.

 

[WildTurkey]

If you* happened upon an accident where a yellow coated lady had been run over by a red lorry and you comforted her till the ambulance came, and she regaled you with how the red lorry was speeding.

If the next day you happened upon someone who said yellow coat had been talking on mobile and not looking and red lorry was driving fine ( Seen on camera).

*= Purple nose

Yellow coat ended up with plate in ankle.

Purple nose gets called by a solicitor but only has hearsay ie not seen accident nor camera evidence.

What should purple nose say to solicitor?
Anything, nothing ?

If the solicitor is acting for yellow coat would they ignore information that perhaps yellow coat was at fault? If so, it seems a bit unfair on red lorry if yellow coat was on mobile.

I

I would personally tell the solicitors and participants of said accident to 'taaalk proper man' and stop using code words