Recommend me a joiner

[silva fox]

Could dee worse than Jesus, like. However, he might be on call this time of year.

Aye he got hammered with tax

 

[Fred Basset]

Aye he got hammered with tax

Doffs cap, sir

 

[silva fox]

Doffs cap, sir

It's an old joiners joke and I'm an old joiner

 

[boz mccoy]

i think it’s a joiner I’m after anyway.

Someone to do some woodwork/door work/skirting board pleaseeeee.

Clear your inbox and I can send you a contact if your still looking

 

[Fred Basset]

It's an old joiners joke and I'm an old joiner

It made me laugh mate. Good one that.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Jesus Christ! Actually I think he was a carpenter and wanted joiners.

 

[Shusssh]

i think it’s a joiner I’m after anyway.

Someone to do some woodwork/door work/skirting board pleaseeeee.

I’ve heard that @mackembuddha is decent. Got his own mitre block and saw as well.

 

[mackembuddha]

I’ve heard that @mackembuddha is decent. Got his own mitre block and saw as well.

I've since upgraded to an electric mitre saw, haven't a clue what I'm going to do with it mind.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

A joiner will rip u off is there nobody you know who's even a little bit handy? Skirting is easy work. Framework/ architrave etc can be a bit more tricky, however.

Ignore this person, he hasn't a clue. ^^^^^^^^^

No! I’ve asked about and no one will touch it

Because its an awful time consuming job, especially in an occupied house with catpets and furniture.

 

[Get Into Em]

No! I’ve asked about and no one will touch it

Aye I messed about with a bit of wood at school

 

[ilovehorswill]

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[D.A]

Are you sorted?

 

[The soap powder]

Bob

 

[riffraff]

It's an old joiners joke and I'm an old joiner

...and there’s always the one where you rub the palms of your hands on your mouth and ask “What’s this?”.







Jesus biting his nails.

 

[West_Winger]

Aye he got hammered with tax

It’s a shame this thread won’t be as widely seen as it should be just for this post.

Have a like as compensation.

 

[weebil64]

Make sure you employ a good painter afterwards to ensure a half decent finish following the wood butcher's efforts.

 

[Caer_Urfa]

Gilly the Dilf and The Claw as his labourer, best duo since Batman and Robin.

 

[Keawyeds]

Has anyone made a "got wood" joke yet?

 

[Deleted User 11453]

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Because its an awful time consuming job, especially in an occupied house with catpets and furniture.

moggies are a pain the arse for skirting board professionals.
Will there be fewer problems if people have dogpets or fishpets?

 

[Dodgy]

moggies are a pain the arse for skirting board professionals.
Will there be fewer problems if people have dogpets or fishpets?

Have a like.