Laeotaekhun
Striker
I'll let you into a little secret sweetheart, I couldn't give a flying fuck about my credibility. You either agree or you don't.
In the interests of fairness I'll answer those questions once I know your credentials for asking them.
So, for my benefit (and I would suspect the benefit of many others) could you please answer the following questions?
1) Have you played football at a professional level? If so for how long and for which teams? No, but was invited to (and played in) trial matches by SAFC & NUFC - I wasn't considered good enough, even after scoring in the first minute of my SAFC trial and having another disallowed for offside (how could I have been offside from a corner? It was handball!
2) Do you possess any recognised coaching qualifications? If so please detail them exactly. None at all, but never attempted any.
3) How many years have you possessed a season card (paid for by yourself - not your parents) to watch SAFC? I had one (in those days they were called season tickets) from '73 until 2006 (when I left the UK).
4) How old are you? Of pensionable age.
Your turn!