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I'll let you into a little secret sweetheart, I couldn't give a flying fuck about my credibility. You either agree or you don't.

In the interests of fairness I'll answer those questions once I know your credentials for asking them.

So, for my benefit (and I would suspect the benefit of many others) could you please answer the following questions?

1) Have you played football at a professional level? If so for how long and for which teams? No, but was invited to (and played in) trial matches by SAFC & NUFC - I wasn't considered good enough, even after scoring in the first minute of my SAFC trial and having another disallowed for offside (how could I have been offside from a corner? It was handball!

2) Do you possess any recognised coaching qualifications? If so please detail them exactly. None at all, but never attempted any.

3) How many years have you possessed a season card (paid for by yourself - not your parents) to watch SAFC? I had one (in those days they were called season tickets) from '73 until 2006 (when I left the UK).

4) How old are you? Of pensionable age.

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I said involved as it'd be difficult to cater for all eventualities. For example, Colback didn't start against Cardiff away but he was probably the main reason we got a point, which would possibly swing your percentages in his favour. Given that Colback didn't get a point for that game and Larsson got one through Colback's efforts it's a tad unbalanced.

What also sways the stats is the unfortunate players who were involved in the PDC games which were clearly a shambles.
 
I said involved as it'd be difficult to cater for all eventualities. For example, Colback didn't start against Cardiff away but he was probably the main reason we got a point, which would possibly swing your percentages in his favour. Given that Colback didn't get a point for that game and Larsson got one through Colback's efforts it's a tad unbalanced.

What also sways the stats is the unfortunate players who were involved in the PDC games which were clearly a shambles.

Well Larsson was involved in that shambolic Norwich away game when we were already 2-0 down. Played 70 minutes and it was 0-0. So there you go, its even.
 
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So, for my benefit (and I would suspect the benefit of many others) could you please answer the following questions?

1) Have you played football at a professional level? If so for how long and for which teams?
No, played Northern League and was a canny player

2) Do you possess any recognised coaching qualifications? If so please detail them exactly.
Yes, FA Level 1 and 2. I'm also a qualified referee

3) How many years have you possessed a season card (paid for by yourself - not your parents) to watch SAFC?
14 of the seasons at the SOL (last 10 seaons consecutively). Never had a season ticket at Roker.


4) How old are you?
36

FUCK OFF
 
So, for my benefit (and I would suspect the benefit of many others) could you please answer the following questions?

1) Have you played football at a professional level? If so for how long and for which teams?
No, played Northern League and was a canny player

2) Do you possess any recognised coaching qualifications? If so please detail them exactly.
Yes, FA Level 1 and 2. I'm also a qualified referee

3) How many years have you possessed a season card (paid for by yourself - not your parents) to watch SAFC?
14 of the seasons at the SOL (last 10 seaons consecutively). Never had a season ticket at Roker.


4) How old are you?
36

FUCK OFF


You have surprised me, especially with your age!

Assuming that you answered the questions honestly, many thanks.
 
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