Really? REALLY?


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Hats off to Colback's agent though, a 5 year contract on £50k (even if he did try and cancel it) for him. I'd take the abuse and popcorn being thrown at me in the Boldon cinema for that...
 
Not at all, but I think you may be.

Hence the questions and (I think) your ability to answer them (or not, as the case may be) will be very informative regarding your credibility!
I'll let you into a little secret sweetheart, I couldn't give a flying fuck about my credibility. You either agree or you don't.

In the interests of fairness I'll answer those questions once I know your credentials for asking them.
So, for my benefit (and I would suspect the benefit of many others) could you please answer the following questions?

1) Have you played football at a professional level? If so for how long and for which teams?

2) Do you possess any recognised coaching qualifications? If so please detail them exactly.

3) How many years have you possessed a season card (paid for by yourself - not your parents) to watch SAFC?

4) How old are you?
 
I'll answer him when you divulge your professional back ground.

I prefer to keep a low profile Rocky and i think it'd be easy for some people to work out my identity.
I played my sport at the top level for around 5 years with a climb before that. Although i was no longer in a professional team any opportunity to return to the game at that level was ended by serious injury. I took a liberty and didn't warm up properly, and that was the end of that.
I have won things at all levels a played at. I qualified as a coach and as a referee but i'm not sure if top-ups would be needed now to do either.

I was very late entering my "main" sport but did other sports to an extremely high level as a young amateur, arguably as high as professional at the time. Although nothing to do with either sport, just for the record i have run an officially timed 100m at 10.96 seconds. I thought i was very fast till a raced a lad who clocked 10.55 seconds. I couldn't get close to that time by the time i played my sport but my body was heavier and more developed.

Anyway, i digress, answer the man.:)
 
I prefer to keep a low profile Rocky and i think it'd be easy for some people to work out my identity.
I played my sport at the top level for around 5 years with a climb before that. Although i was no longer in a professional team any opportunity to return to the game at that level was ended by serious injury. I took a liberty and didn't warm up properly, and that was the end of that.
I have won things at all levels a played at. I qualified as a coach and as a referee but i'm not sure if top-ups would be needed now to do either.

I was very late entering my "main" sport but did other sports to an extremely high level as a young amateur, arguably as high as professional at the time. Although nothing to do with either sport, just for the record i have run an officially timed 100m at 10.96 seconds. I thought i was very fast till a raced a lad who clocked 10.55 seconds. I couldn't get close to that time by the time i played my sport but my body was heavier and more developed.

Anyway, i digress, answer the man.:)
I'll answer when you answer, can't say fairer than that.
Until you do I think you're talking shit, a professional bull shitter.
 
I was very late entering my "main" sport but did other sports to an extremely high level as a young amateur, arguably as high as professional at the time. Although nothing to do with either sport, just for the record i have run an officially timed 100m at 10.96 seconds. I thought i was very fast till a raced a lad who clocked 10.55 seconds. I couldn't get close to that time by the time i played my sport but my body was heavier and more developed.

Anyway, i digress, answer the man.:)

I did 10.95 seconds.
 
Can you please let me know your bank details, card number and security code please?

If I don't have this information then I deem your opinions worthless.

What was your expression?

"Owned"?

Stupid expression used by a "wriggler" who knows that to answer any of the questions could only call his own ability to express them into doubt!
 
What was your expression?

"Owned"?

Stupid expression used by a "wriggler" who knows that to answer any of the questions could only call his own ability to express them into doubt!

I own you, you're my bitch.

Officially I am better at Hockey than football
Any coaching badges?
Played it professionally?
How long have you had a season ticket?
How old are you?
On the gingometer how do you rate? Bianca Butcher or Gary Megson?
 
I did 10.95 seconds.

You're officially faster than i ever managed then. I peppered just outside 11 seconds many times. I thought i might've held on once i finally broke through but only did it officially once. I did just under 11 a few other times but not with official clocks etc.
 
I'm not sure. Colback played in every win and only missed two of the draws.
Seb didn't play in every win and did play in the defeats post norwich when Colback was out of favour.
I don't dispute what you say but it seems difficult for the maths to work that way. I think i saw threads a while back which included games last season which added to the confusion.

Either way, Colback was involved in all our points bar 2, both 0-0 draws.

I notice you've said "involved in" to sway the stats, but if you want to compare Larsson and Colback then:

Games where Both started: Played 17, Won 8, Drew 2, Lost 7

Games where only Seb started: Played 7, Won 0, Drew 6, Lost 1

Games where only Colback started: Played 11, Won 2, Drew 0, Lost 9

Then there were 3 games where neither started and we lost all 3.

Or, to put it another way:
Larsson- Started 24, won 8, drew 8, lost 8 - that's 32 points in 24 starts - or 1.3333333... points per start
Colback - Started 28, won 10, drew 2, lost 16 - that's 32 points in 28 starts - or 1.14285714... points per start
 
You're officially faster than i ever managed then. I peppered just outside 11 seconds many times. I thought i might've held on once i finally broke through but only did it officially once. I did just under 11 a few other times but not with official clocks etc.

Aye, I did it uphill on a school field against a strong wind anarl ;)
 
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