Ravel Morrison...

[DoctorMick]

Why so serious?

Why so tedious?

 

[Mr David]

Why so tedious?

Get a life. Smile. It might happen

 

[The Snowman]

Why so serious?

ah the old ''i was only kidding'' card

 

[myleftfoot1978]

I had one to say I had a voicemail. Imagine my disappointment when it wasn’t Ravel Morrison but a robot saying they’d heard id been involved in a car crash

I hope your alright mate, I’ve still to reply to the African prince who wants my bank details to give me 1.7 million, best get onto it if I don’t want to miss out

 

[Ashley In!!]

I've had a text to say he's given the green light to the move

I was unsure whether to believe that this transfer might happen, but I know now it definitely won't.

 

[Mboma]

If he channelled his shithousery on the field instead of off it he could come in very handy in this league.

I very much doubt we're in for him but I dare say he's give us some serious thought I'd we were, it's not like he'll have his pick.

 

[DoctorMick]

Get a life.

Says the man who tries to get strangers on the internet to believe fictitious transfers are happening.

 

[Danedk]

I've had a text to say he's given the green light to the move

Not quite. But there is interest from you and a couple of other English clubs. A swedish contact i have told me he’s homesick, and pretty he much packed his bags and left for the UK as soon as he heard of the interest.

 

[worcestermakem]

I'd rather have Van.

rather have his bolero

 

[OfficerDabble]

This could be a good signing on a Low wage. Was excellent for QPR not so long back. Crying out for a bit of creativity

 

[Northumberland Rocks]

BHH

 

[Doberman]

Not quite. But there is interest from you and a couple of other English clubs. A swedish contact i have told me he’s homesick, and pretty he much packed his bags and left for the UK as soon as he heard of the interest.

your only contact with Sweden is when you buy your flat pack furniture for your bedsit in Byker.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Not quite. But there is interest from you and a couple of other English clubs. A swedish contact i have told me he’s homesick, and pretty he much packed his bags and left for the UK as soon as he heard of the interest.

Swedish meatBALLS

 

[DoctorMick]

Not quite. But there is interest from you and a couple of other English clubs. A swedish contact i have told me he’s homesick, and pretty he much packed his bags and left for the UK as soon as he heard of the interest.

Swedish contact.

 

[naughtynose]

It's not happening.

 

[samaistonsrightfoot]

Are people actually taking this serious?

 

[young2077]

A new addition to the raos?

This blokes the chairman of RAOS ffs.

 

[Moneyball]

He didn’t walk out of Ostersunds at all his contract ran out had indicated that he wanted to return to the UK.

He has an offer to trial at Rangers, no clue whether that’s his only offer or he’s going elsewhere.

 

[kildaremackem]

3 goals in four years...what a player..more clubs than goals in that time

 

[White city Boy]

This could be a good signing on a Low wage. Was excellent for QPR not so long back. Crying out for a bit of creativity

TBF he changed our season around in 2014 when he helped us into the playoffs he got his head down and grafted for the team
And scored some good goals
When he came back to us a couple of seasons ago for another loan he was unfit , uninterested and couldn’t even turn up for training on time, behind the scenes he was a nightmare , there was one game where he was told to play off the striker but instead took it upon his self to play a franz beckenbauer role not even going above the halfway line , he was taken off at halftime and never seen again in a QPR shirt