Random thoughts that just pop in to your head

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I was thinking the other day that fire alarms are a bit pointless, as because there's that many fire drills no one would really react to a proper one anyway. Similar to how house alarms and car alarms I wouldn't react to.

I also thought about whether or not I'd like our lass putting a finger up my bum.
 
I was thinking the other day that fire alarms are a bit pointless, as because there's that many fire drills no one would really react to a proper one anyway. Similar to how house alarms and car alarms I wouldn't react to.

I also thought about whether or not I'd like our lass putting a finger up my bum.

Pegging is great.
 
Pegging is great.

Urban Dictionary'd pegging, wasn't disappointed

"peggingsex
anal sex reveresed. instead of the man sticking his penis up the womans butt, the woman wears a strap-on and sticks it up the mans butt.
charles: are you sure jean? you probably won't feel anything.
jean: i don't care charles. i'll do anything for you.
(jean proceeds to peg charles, when all of a sudden, dave comes in the room)
dave: hey charles, do you wanna see eraser - oh, jesus f***ing christ!
(kim enters)
kim: fuck! they're at it again!
dave: what the hell? is jean wearing a...strap-on?
charles: do you guys ever knock?! "

Worth a go, you only get one life and one butt hole

Also wonder whether dead relatives watch over me and judge
 
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