Random things you say that...
- Thread starter cosmicchris00
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If she ask’s me owt usually reply with a mix up of
“Does a bear shit in the woods”
And
“Is the pope a catholic”
Usually ending up with
“Does the pope shit in the woods”
And others
Drives her mental
“Does a bear shit in the woods”
And
“Is the pope a catholic”
Usually ending up with
“Does the pope shit in the woods”
And others
Drives her mental
Skandhaless
Striker
I've just come back in from the gym and our lass says what's the roads like cos she's off to work .
" Mainly black with white lines down the middle" says I .
I got a full 5 seconds of stare with her mouth moving but no sound .
Particularly proud of this one
" Mainly black with white lines down the middle" says I .
I got a full 5 seconds of stare with her mouth moving but no sound .
Particularly proud of this one
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'Honestly, it meant nothing.'
Ciro_DiMarzio
Winger
If she is in a bad mood and being a dickhead telling her to "Have a day off" usually makes things better/worse.
Also when my farts are lifting and she complains about the smell. "of course it stinks, it came out of my arse hole" goes down well.
Also when my farts are lifting and she complains about the smell. "of course it stinks, it came out of my arse hole" goes down well.
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As long as you're not showering with your dog.
Housewife rodeo ?
Use the ex wife's name during sex and see how long you can stop on
Even more awkward - American Mumsnet - his sister's name:
He said another girls name during sex - HIS SISTER'S!
Long story short me and my partner were having sex last night and not once, but twice did he mutter his sister's name. I
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I must have been bored.
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cosmicchris00
Striker
Or leaving a Heron unattended in the bathroomAs long as you're not showering with your dog.
Keawyeds
Striker
A common phrase in our house is "Go take your face for a shit"
Skandhaless
Striker
Least he wasn't using the dog's nameEven more awkward - American Mumsnet - his sister's name:
.He said another girls name during sex - HIS SISTER'S!
Long story short me and my partner were having sex last night and not once, but twice did he mutter his sister's name. I
I must have been bored.
Snugster
Striker
In a similar vein, my current wife seems obsessed with the weather, whenever she asks "what's it like outside" I just say "massive".I've just come back in from the gym and our lass says what's the roads like cos she's off to work .
" Mainly black with white lines down the middle" says I .
I got a full 5 seconds of stare with her mouth moving but no sound .
Particularly proud of this one
Whenever passing a pub that professes to sell "home-cooked food" I'll say "I wouldn't want to eat there".
Still as funny now as it was 30 odd years ago.
Ciro_DiMarzio
Winger
Does she like it when you call her your current wife?
Dave Herbal
Striker
And this passes for humour in your house?
" - when she says she wants me to take her Ikea
Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan
Winger
Spunk marks do come out of curtains.
cosmicchris00
Striker
"Can you bring me my spare car key to the golf coarse"after I somehow managed to lock mine in the car today.
She was calling me numb until I reminded her of the time she got a week old car wrote off by driving over one of those pop up bollards has it was on its way up. Also chucked in the time she got a puncture and I drove 15 miles to where she told me she was and she wasn't there. I found her half hour later 2 junctions further down A19.
Said I was a knob went in a mood and 10 hours later still there.
She was calling me numb until I reminded her of the time she got a week old car wrote off by driving over one of those pop up bollards has it was on its way up. Also chucked in the time she got a puncture and I drove 15 miles to where she told me she was and she wasn't there. I found her half hour later 2 junctions further down A19.
Said I was a knob went in a mood and 10 hours later still there.
