Random things you say that...

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

"Can you bring me my spare car key to the golf coarse"after I somehow managed to lock mine in the car today.
She was calling me numb until I reminded her of the time she got a week old car wrote off by driving over one of those pop up bollards has it was on its way up. Also chucked in the time she got a puncture and I drove 15 miles to where she told me she was and she wasn't there. I found her half hour later 2 junctions further down A19.
Said I was a knob went in a mood and 10 hours later still there.

Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks have turned this down.

 

[ywcmackem]

Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks have turned this down.

Good. I'm much better looking than Tom Hanks.

 

[Charmless Man]

When i call her by a different name, that never goes down well

Usually gets me a couple of days silence

Once used the ex wives name ..... Quietest week of my life

With both my current girlfriend and previous girlfriend, I’ve accidentally called them by the last exes name during an argument

 

[MackemBob]

With both my current girlfriend and previous girlfriend, I’ve accidentally called them by the last exes name during an argument

Make sure the next one has the same name as the current one. Sorted.