Questions that need answers

[Carpets]

Who would win a fight between Superman and Mighty Mouse?

 

[Spot]

why are there more questions than answers

 

[Keawyeds]

why are there more questions than answers

Because some answers raise more questions than the original question

 

[Deleted member 559]

why are there more questions than answers

Because there are pictures in your mind that will not show.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Reckon they’ve just opened the back door and accelerated away. Massive bells they are.

Cans are all in the ditch next to the hedgerow. Quite well spaced out over 300-ish yards. Just puzzleing why they've taken time to spread them over a distance, rather than just dump a pile in one place. Would have taken seconds. Whoever it was, drinks a lot of Carlsberg special brew.

 

[Some Random Guy]

Inflammable and flammable. If you google 'What is the opposite of inflammable?', the internet goes off in a big bang.

Non-flammible
Non-inflammible
incombustible

 

[mini-x2]

Dogs can sense the storm brewing and fart with fear.

Talking of dogs and shitty related stuff, how comes we don’t see white dog shit anymore?

 

[Wilfy]

Talking of dogs and shitty related stuff, how comes we don’t see white dog shit anymore?

My dog knocked a couple out a few weeks back. He’d ate a few bones the day before like.

 

[Slatz63]

How many beans make five?

Two in each hand and one in your mouth.

 

[Doberman]

why are unicorns not called unihorns?

 

[Kevj]

Has @TerrysChippie ran out of stories?

 

[Typhoonftm]

That's what posh people call their house.

Has @TerrysChippie ran out of stories?

*Gets on knees and prays*

 

[Kevj]

*Gets on knees and prays*

Nowt better than a spot of mild controversy of a Thursday morning.

 

[Typhoonftm]

Nowt better than a spot of mild controversy of a Thursday morning.

Nowt controversial. He's a tedious bellwhiff.

 

[John Steed]

Never mind all that shite, how to you pronounce "book?"

One of my teachers at school had an interesting way of pronouncing it.
A lad in the class had forgotten one of his books, or as he said it "I've forgot me byuk miss." The teacher went nuts and screamed at him "what is a byuk, there is no such thing as a byuk,. It's buck - buck, buck, buck, buck, buck. Since then I've always pronounced book as buck.

 

[mickeymoor]

Easy. Grenfell is concrete construction with cellulosic fire. WTC fires were jet fuel and acted on steel beams and columns, effectively reducing the yield strength which meant columns under loading greater than design failed, resulting in re distribution of stress and further progressive collapse.

Can you now explain if time travel is possible

 

[Horatio Pugwash]

If the plural of mouse is mice, why is the plural of house not hice?

That's the singular for house if you're git posh

 

[lenshack]

What’s the plural of mouse as used on a computer ?

 

[Bishop Mackem]

One of my teachers at school had an interesting way of pronouncing it.
A lad in the class had forgotten one of his books, or as he said it "I've forgot me byuk miss." The teacher went nuts and screamed at him "what is a byuk, there is no such thing as a byuk,. It's buck - buck, buck, buck, buck, buck. Since then I've always pronounced book as buck.

That's because that is the way to pronounce it

 

[John Steed]

That's because that is the way to pronounce it

Yep same as look, took, cook and similar words. Oddly I pronounce look as luck, book as buck, took as tuck but never say cuck for cook. I pronounce it as it is spelt and say cook. Words evolve and many years ago those words were pronounced as they were spelt. Nowadays though the oo has become uh.