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MattyM 09/109 said:
1 - Current plan as I understand it is for each player to stick a pencil up each nostril and his underpants upon his bonce while repeatedly uttering the word "wibble" and thus get sent home/back to the casino.
2 – Summer was pretty nice. Reasonable weather, bands and air show and that. Thanks for asking. Im fine with the incoming deals done, the outgoing obviously less so.
3 – To be pleased he was sacked in a linear universe means I would have to be pleased with every event leading to his sacking. You may as well ask if I was pleased he was born as that's where the problem started. So no, I'm not pleased he was sacked. Even if his two victories were against our bogie team and the spin off we foolishly helped establish. As for Gus being the man to sort out all the problems I actually think the best solution to all the problems at the moment may well be smallpox and I dont know his credentials in that field.
4 – We are supposedly signing folks solely for our academy in the shape of ba and mavrias. The ones to watch are probably the ladies team as the have both more tits and more balls than the mens.
5 – Lightening. Possibly meteorites but jupiter generally absorbs all the hits before they reach the stadium, but basic statistics says one has to get through sometime, but the same statastics would imply Jozy will eventually score too so, you know, pinch of salt and all that.
6 – Probably that yohan kebab fella, he tried to touch my willy in perdu toilets one time. I mean dude, ask first.
7 – Bottom
8 – 17th until ashley hilariously transfers the ownership to a holding company and puts it in administration. The club is eventually (four years later) bought by the company owning rangers who 'rebrand' it as newcastle-rangers thus entering the english football league. After a legal challenge this is reversed halfway through the season and ironically gateshead are promoted from the conference to the position vacated by the wound up 'NUFC'. Another horse in punched and one fat geordie has his NUFC tattoo removed from his belly to be replaced by 'Gateshead FC'. Two years later he is interveiwed in the news about his lifelong obsession with the club before dying on camera from a greggs overdose (aka heart failure)
9 – games cancelled after sendings off
10 – f***ing Rhubarb. Tastes bitter and rancid, parts of it a deadly f***ing poison but you just cant stop eating the ****.
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Thanks for the reply
 
You will be more confident than us but you aren't as good as you like to think you are.

Remy is in good form he looks best placed to make the difference in what will hopefully be a competitive game.

Our best players aren't with us anymore, mig, sess, rose.

Our best bet is to get stuck in for a full 90 mins and get the rub of the green at home. 1-1
 
zebedee said:
You will be more confident than us but you aren't as good as you like to think you are.

Remy is in good form he looks best placed to make the difference in what will hopefully be a competitive game.

Our best players aren't with us anymore, mig, sess, rose.

Our best bet is to get stuck in for a full 90 mins and get the rub of the green at home. 1-1
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Fair enough views. Stick a few answers down to the questions in the OP if you can[DOUBLEPOST=1382735952][/DOUBLEPOST]Personally, I can't see anything other than an away win with at least a 2 goal cushion. I'd be surprised if you scored; I just can't see anywhere in your team where a threat would come from even if we are missing a few defenders.[DOUBLEPOST=1382736156][/DOUBLEPOST]bump
 
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i am will said:
A 2 goal cushion....surprised if we scored...
This is why they fck me off.. can't understand anyone wanting to reply to anything this cockdribble wants.

Ha`way lads turn the daft cu nts ower.
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Just sharing my opinion mate. Can't blame me for being confident given your form like. I've been wrong before though
 
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Hi Lads, I'm a Newcastle fan and I just wanted to pop over to ask you some questions before the match. I'm from a popular NUFC fan site and this seems like the perfect Sunderland forum to take part in our pre match build up that we do each week. The questions are:

1 - How do you think you’ll line up?
2 – How was Sunderland’s summer? Are you happy with the transfer deals done?
3 – Were you pleased that Di Canio was sacked? Is Gus Poyet the right man going forward?
4 – Do you have any talent coming through your academy? Who are the ‘ones to watch’?
5 – Who should we watch out for / who is your biggest threat?
6 – Which of our players do you consider to be our biggest threat?
7 – What is your prediction for Sunderland this season?
8 – How do you think Newcastle will do this season?
9 – Scoreline prediction?
10 – If your football club was a fruit, what fruit would it be?

Thanks for doing this!
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Wild horses wouldn't keep me away from Sunday's game although Newcastle would know all about that.
 
Short said:
Hi Lads, I'm a Newcastle fan and I just wanted to pop over to ask you some questions before the match. I'm from a popular NUFC fan site and this seems like the perfect Sunderland forum to take part in our pre match build up that we do each week. The questions are:

1 - How do you think you’ll line up?
2 – How was Sunderland’s summer? Are you happy with the transfer deals done?
3 – Were you pleased that Di Canio was sacked? Is Gus Poyet the right man going forward?
4 – Do you have any talent coming through your academy? Who are the ‘ones to watch’?
5 – Who should we watch out for / who is your biggest threat?
6 – Which of our players do you consider to be our biggest threat?
7 – What is your prediction for Sunderland this season?
8 – How do you think Newcastle will do this season?
9 – Scoreline prediction?
10 – If your football club was a fruit, what fruit would it be?

Thanks for doing this!
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May your crops wither and your soil remain infertile
 
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