Punch ups in aldi over kevin the carrot

[becs]

Absolute madness

 

[Keawyeds]

I know a lass who liked carrots, so much so Kevin would have quite a smile on his face.

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

 

[Deleted member 27423]

Thats a turnup

 

[joemcdokes]

Commiserations, another pointless cuddle toy to add to the collection.

I queued for telly tubbies at the Metro Centre Toys R Us one year. We had 2 but 'needed' the full set according to my ex.

Barely played with on Xmas day and vowed never again. Only sheep queue up for tat.

I once phoned up to make an insurance claim telling the lass the bairn had flung Tinky-Winky in the direction of the mantle piece and smashed a few ornaments, you know, the not so reasonably priced ones that women buy and you know there will only be one outcome.

We weren't covered anyway.

 

[RichD]

Punch-ups in Aldi as thousands rush to get their hands on Kevin the Carrot toys

Allegedly.

Parsnip this shit

 

[joemcdokes]

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

BTBPW's are your forte?

 

[Keawyeds]

BTBPW's are your forte?

I'd like to clarify that I stole my previous comment from a female comedian.
Also, having had an enema before, I'm of the opinion that (on me anyway) that is an exit point, not an entrance. Whether animal, vegetable or mineral

Parsnip this shit

Pascal?!

Logon or register to see this image

 

[joemcdokes]

I'd like to clarify that I stole my previous comment from a female comedian.
Also, having had an enema before, I'm of the opinion that (on me anyway) that is an exit point, not an entrance. Whether animal, vegetable or mineral

A shit one?

 

[MackemBob]

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

That’s some epithet.

 

[jayjaysafc]

No they're carrots.

Wahey are you here all week?

Yes and they more than likely voted for brexit.

Yawn

 

[Hardyman's Yugo]

I bought some bread at our local Aldi last night and the person in front of and after me each had a pack of the things on the conveyor. Looked a bit shit tbh.

Mentioned it to our lass who pointed me in the direction of the BBC news article. What a load of berks queuing for the things

 

[007Iron]

Logon or register to see this image

A house in North East today.

Not my house, mind.

 

[Junior Birdman]

I wouldn't be surprised if people whipped their phones out to record it, instead of trying to break it up or call the police

Just let them get on with it. Idiots.

 

[007Iron]

My mother's house

Logon or register to see this image

f***ing hell man, she's my mother....