Punch ups in aldi over kevin the carrot
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vinegar hill
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I swear there’s simply no hope for the modern world
steve30000
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I wouldn't be surprised if people whipped their phones out to record it, instead of trying to break it up or call the police
joemcdokes
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Kevin the Carrot, nivver hord of him.
Keawyeds
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steve30000
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You gotta be down wiv the kidz, innit? Parents will know this info
joemcdokes
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That's James Corden.
steve30000
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With a perm?
joemcdokes
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Keawyeds
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Of course.
and these are fully grown adults???
joemcdokes
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Well you never know these days maybes she feels she is not a carrot but a parsnip.
No they're carrots.
Hyltonian
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To be honest, forget the recording on the phone, I would stand and let them fight it out to the death, it would be no great loss to the gene pool
Keawyeds
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She's a carrot. And apparently she and Kevin have been "gettin bizzay" as there are now baby carrots too.
Then again they could have adopted. I'm not one to judge.
Very good. Anthropomorphic Carrots
joemcdokes
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I know a lass who liked carrots, so much so Kevin would have quite a smile on his face.
MackemBob
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*****Checks EBay....*****
Chappers
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Yes and they more than likely voted for brexit.
Commiserations, another pointless cuddle toy to add to the collection.
I queued for telly tubbies at the Metro Centre Toys R Us one year. We had 2 but 'needed' the full set according to my ex.
Barely played with on Xmas day and vowed never again. Only sheep queue up for tat.
