Discussion in 'SMB' started by Fatfield Mackem, Jan 16, 2018.
I Didn't realise Phil Spector's brother Crispin was in Quality Control at Walkers
So it seams...
I went to give a sperm sample the other day and the nurse said would i like to masturbate in the cup.
I said "thanks, but I don't think I'm ready for a competition yet"
What should you give people with small hands for their birthday?
Treat them with kid gloves.
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting.
The barman said I looked so poor that he'd give me a tequila for 50p. I thought it was a cheap shot.
NASA has signed up messrs Farrell, Firth and Hanks (Jr) for next year's mission to colinise Mars.
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