Pun jokes

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Fatfield Mackem, Jan 16, 2018.

  1. freckletooth

    freckletooth Midfield

    I Didn't realise Phil Spector's brother Crispin was in Quality Control at Walkers
     
  2. Mr Redknapp

    Mr Redknapp Striker

    So it seams...
     
  3. Paddy O'Dors

    Paddy O'Dors Striker

    I went to give a sperm sample the other day and the nurse said would i like to masturbate in the cup.

    I said "thanks, but I don't think I'm ready for a competition yet"
     
    Floyd, stephen cartwright and Qwerty like this.
  4. EchoMan

    EchoMan Winger

    What should you give people with small hands for their birthday?

    Treat them with kid gloves.
     
  5. SeahamMackem

    SeahamMackem Midfield

    I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting.
     
  6. Billy Rocket

    Billy Rocket Winger

    The barman said I looked so poor that he'd give me a tequila for 50p. I thought it was a cheap shot.
     
  7. Subtle
     
  8. Billy Rocket

    Billy Rocket Winger

    NASA has signed up messrs Farrell, Firth and Hanks (Jr) for next year's mission to colinise Mars.
     

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