Discussion in 'SMB' started by Fatfield Mackem, Jan 16, 2018.
That wouldn’t be www.lingscars.com by any chance?
Why don't Hedgehogs just share the hedge?
Did you hear about the Indian who couldn't stop making witty quips? He had to have a pun jab.
I noticed a restaurant offering "Oasis Soup" on the menu, so I asked the waiter about it.
"You get a roll with it" he said
Over and out
I was standing on a beach wondering why a frisby seems to get larger, the closer it gets to you... Then it hit me
Maybe you can rescue this thread from the Ashes.
Watched this kitten dvd specialising on their feet the other week but it was stuck. Turns out it was on paws
You'd think my wife would be happy id bought a didgeridoo but nooooooowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowo
I sent 10 entries to a pun competition to see one of my efforts would win me the top prize, but no pun in ten did.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in a microwave until it's bill withers.
Mam there's a man at the door with a Bill.
Don't be silly dear it's probably a duck with a hat on.
All entries featured in a stage show I saw recently - it was a fantastic play on words
At school the other kids used to push me and call me lazy
Used to love that wheelchair
You've crossed the boundary now mate
did it drive you to a drinks break?
I needed a break anyway. I have the runs.
Maybe its time for a Declaration?
Are you both Bowled over by this or have i got you both Stumped?
If Yes then can i Bale you out and call it Over.
Abundance of cricket puns in this thread
= a wicket sense of humour
Who circumcised Moby's Dick?
Four skin divers.
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