Pun jokes

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Fatfield Mackem, Jan 16, 2018.

  1. Mozza

    Mozza Midfield

    That wouldn’t be www.lingscars.com by any chance?
     
  2. TopCat

    TopCat Striker

    Why don't Hedgehogs just share the hedge?
     
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  3. heston

    heston Striker

    Did you hear about the Indian who couldn't stop making witty quips? He had to have a pun jab.
     
  4. maygo

    maygo Winger

    I noticed a restaurant offering "Oasis Soup" on the menu, so I asked the waiter about it.
    "You get a roll with it" he said
     
  5. thamesvalleyman

    thamesvalleyman Central Defender

    Over and out
     
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  6. mysticmackem

    mysticmackem Midfield

    I was standing on a beach wondering why a frisby seems to get larger, the closer it gets to you... Then it hit me
     
    Last edited: Jan 18, 2018
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  7. Mr Redknapp

    Mr Redknapp Striker

    Maybe you can rescue this thread from the Ashes.
     
  8. Watched this kitten dvd specialising on their feet the other week but it was stuck. Turns out it was on paws
     
  9. Iballistic George

    Iballistic George Full Back

    You'd think my wife would be happy id bought a didgeridoo but nooooooowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowo
     
  10. What A Waster

    What A Waster Winger

    I sent 10 entries to a pun competition to see one of my efforts would win me the top prize, but no pun in ten did.
     
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  11. willin'

    willin' Midfield

    How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

    Put it in a microwave until it's bill withers.


    Mam there's a man at the door with a Bill.

    Don't be silly dear it's probably a duck with a hat on.

    :oops:
     
  12. General Zod

    General Zod Midfield

    All entries featured in a stage show I saw recently - it was a fantastic play on words
     
  13. Iballistic George

    Iballistic George Full Back

    At school the other kids used to push me and call me lazy


    Used to love that wheelchair
     
  14. the boot

    the boot Central Defender

    You've crossed the boundary now mate
     
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  15. Mr Redknapp

    Mr Redknapp Striker

    did it drive you to a drinks break?
     
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  16. Charm(ing)
     
  17. the boot

    the boot Central Defender

    I needed a break anyway. I have the runs.
     
  18. RedHouseMackem

    RedHouseMackem Midfield

    Maybe its time for a Declaration?

    Are you both Bowled over by this or have i got you both Stumped?

    If Yes then can i Bale you out and call it Over.
     
    Last edited: Jan 23, 2018
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  19. Abundance of cricket puns in this thread
    = a wicket sense of humour
     
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  20. Snugster

    Snugster Winger

    Who circumcised Moby's Dick?
    Four skin divers.
     
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