Pun jokes

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Fatfield Mackem, Jan 16, 2018.

  1. OLDROKERENDER

    OLDROKERENDER Full Back

    I started a forum for conjunctivitis sufferers. It's a site for sore eyes.
     
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  2. Mick Dundee

    Mick Dundee Striker

    We sat and watched an entire Dr Who box set back-to-back. Luckily I was the one facing the screen.
     
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  3. Mr Redknapp

    Mr Redknapp Striker

    Any good cricketing puns?, i'm stumped.
     
  4. waddy999

    waddy999 Winger

    Owzat?
     
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  5. Mr Redknapp

    Mr Redknapp Striker

    You caught me out.
     
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  6. waddy999

    waddy999 Winger

    Get OVER it!
     
  7. Mr Redknapp

    Mr Redknapp Striker

    You past the test, match'd up to the best.
     
  8. Can't think of one myself. I'll need to bail out.
     
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  9. Mr Redknapp

    Mr Redknapp Striker

    Not a 3rd man into this fiasco.
     
  10. maygo

    maygo Winger

    My wife didn't believe I was making a car out of spaghetti, but you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
     
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  11. Effrafax

    Effrafax Midfield

  12. Boinger

    Boinger Winger

    My wife (no) said I was useless at repairing our electrical appliances ... Well she's in for a shock.

    I sat up all night wondering where the sun goes at night... Then it dawned on me.
     
  13. Why did the toilet roll go down the hill?



    To get to the bottom.
     
  14. Why did the baker have brown hands?
    He needed a poo

    Went to a zoo the other day. But all that was there was one dog.


    It was a shitzu
     
  15. Iballistic George

    Iballistic George Full Back

    Joke should be. Conjunctivitis.com There's a site for sore eyes. Time vine
     
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  16. The Archer

    The Archer Striker

    Mine opened a tin of alphabetti spaghetti which always spells danger.
     
  17. Iballistic George

    Iballistic George Full Back

    Phoned the local builder and said I want a skip outside of my house

    He said I'm not stopping you
     
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  18. ywcmackem

    ywcmackem Midfield

    I've swallowed a load of scrabble tiles. Going for a shit could spell TROUBLE.
     
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  19. PatsyMackem

    PatsyMackem Central Defender Contributor

    About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.
    I just found an origami porn channel, but it is paper view only.
     
  20. Twisted

    Twisted Striker

    surely reached silly point by now
     

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