Discussion in 'SMB' started by Fatfield Mackem, Jan 16, 2018.
I started a forum for conjunctivitis sufferers. It's a site for sore eyes.
We sat and watched an entire Dr Who box set back-to-back. Luckily I was the one facing the screen.
Any good cricketing puns?, i'm stumped.
You caught me out.
Get OVER it!
You past the test, match'd up to the best.
Can't think of one myself. I'll need to bail out.
Not a 3rd man into this fiasco.
My wife didn't believe I was making a car out of spaghetti, but you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
Joke still works though.
It is a shit joke
My wife (no) said I was useless at repairing our electrical appliances ... Well she's in for a shock.
I sat up all night wondering where the sun goes at night... Then it dawned on me.
Why did the toilet roll go down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Why did the baker have brown hands?
He needed a poo
Went to a zoo the other day. But all that was there was one dog.
It was a shitzu
Joke should be. Conjunctivitis.com There's a site for sore eyes. Time vine
Mine opened a tin of alphabetti spaghetti which always spells danger.
Phoned the local builder and said I want a skip outside of my house
He said I'm not stopping you
I've swallowed a load of scrabble tiles. Going for a shit could spell TROUBLE.
About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.
I just found an origami porn channel, but it is paper view only.
surely reached silly point by now
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