proper Thai Massage

[Horatio Pugwash]

I tried a proper thai massage for the first time today (I know).
I've been in flaming agony for the last two weeks with shoulder pain. I've tried every pain killer I could get my hands on but still ended up laying awake at night because of the pain. A mate of mine recommended trying the Huahin Moon massage place on borough rd. I felt like a right dirty old get when I sneaked in the door praying no fcker I knew would see me. After a chat with Dave the owners husband I tried a traditional thai massage.
Fuxme the lass twisted and pummelled me. it knacked at the time but within a few hours I'm now pain free for the first time in weeks.
There are signs up warning not to ask for 'extras' mind but I suppose some will always try it on.

miracle workers

 

[The Spezial One]

I tried a proper thai massage for the first time today (I know).
I've been in flaming agony for the last two weeks with shoulder pain. I've tried every pain killer I could get my hands on but still ended up laying awake at night because of the pain. A mate of mine recommended trying the Huahin Moon massage place on borough rd. I felt like a right dirty old get when I sneaked in the door praying no fcker I knew would see me. After a chat with Dave the owners husband I tried a traditional thai massage.
Fuxme the lass twisted and pummelled me. it knacked at the time but within a few hours I'm now pain free for the first time in weeks.
There are signs up warning not to ask for 'extras' mind but I suppose some will always try it on.

miracle workers

One next to the burton house?

 

[Horatio Pugwash]

One next to the burton house?

aye, just a bit further down.
Not the best place to have it but I cant believe the way its sorted my shoulder out

 

[look out piano]

Love a happy ending me

 

[Marty Moose]

Had a right laugh when I saw the sign. Must be a load of pissheads from the Burton house demanding happy endings.

 

[luvulongtime]

Dave the owners husband

 

[Horatio Pugwash]

Had a right laugh when I saw the sign. Must be a load of pissheads from the Burton house demanding happy endings.

Aye, the owners husband says he's had to deal with a couple of lads who/ve had the wrong idea about the place

Dave the owners husband

hes a local lad
massive lads fan n all that

 

[look out piano]

Aye, the owners husband says he's had to deal with a couple of lads who/ve had the wrong idea about the place


hes a local lad
massive lads fan n all that

Does he wear a purple velour suit ? did you notice any pronounced "Crip walking" ?

 

[luvulongtime]

Aye, the owners husband says he's had to deal with a couple of lads who/ve had the wrong idea about the place


hes a local lad
massive lads fan n all that

i've no doubt he is but it's not 'down' from the Burton House it's directly opposite a mere 5 yards across the road

 

[Narraback]

Did you end up getting wanked off?

That was probably the cause of the initial back pain to be fair.

 

[Thrall]

i've no doubt he is but it's not 'down' from the Burton House it's directly opposite a mere 5 yards across the road

You sound like a man of experience in local brothels.

 

[Horatio Pugwash]

i've no doubt he is but it's not 'down' from the Burton House it's directly opposite a mere 5 yards across the road

Is that the name of the pub opposite?
I thought it was the name of a place further up. Nee wonder he had bother when they first opened. It's a shame really as he was almost apologetic about its location. Regardless, I'll be going back

 

[Marty Moose]

If your masseuese is called fuxme what do they expect

 

[luvulongtime]

You sound like a man of experience in local brothels.

not really i've lived in the area for many decades

 

[The Spezial One]

Couple of pints in the burton, a Thai massage and then a dodge next door into perfect fried chicken.

Sounds like a perfect afternoon to me.

 

[MarcoGoalo]

Did they have an "extras" price guide ?

 

[Horatio Pugwash]

Did they have an "extras" price guide ?

There are signs warning not to ask
mind you, can the regulars of the Burton read?

 

[Kevj]

Love a happy ending me

He said there are signs up warning not to ask for 'extras'.

 

[look out piano]

He said there are signs up warning not to ask for 'extras'.

I know man, I just meant to the OP's story

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

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