PRhyme Up Pompey



ShieldsBlackCat2015 said:
Too many on here mate are too quick to jump on any comment without knowing why the OP said it.
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Interesting thing about Pompey is that they have 3 active forums (maybe even more).
Allegedly the best one is "private" and visitors cannot see the comments.

TrueBlueArmy has an interesting history, they setup their own servers because the FansOnLine server went bust.
silas80 said:
Hope the lads are needy for this one. Fancy McGeddy to get a goal or two.
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Tidied :lol:
Vore said:
Got to tell us how you've been pronouncing those now.
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SEB, that was poking fun at their "Go" and "Howe"
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Now it's gets very interesting ...

Has anyone else heard the latest rumour
Which explains our poor form
A month ago Catlin was told to cut players wage bill
By 40 % , and so all players are now looking for new clubs and obviously don’t give a fuck
Whatmough is off to a championship deal agreed . Eisners can’t afford for us to go up
This explains the poor results and lack of motivation for the last 3 to 4 weeks
So maybe if true ,you can’t blame kenny it’s our owners fault
 
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Another gem from their forum:


If we lost tonight, what then?
[1] There'll be a lot more angry people online.
[2] Kenny will say it was a great way to lose.
[3] If we lose tonight......... Sunderland will get 3 points and we'll get none!
[4] KJ Gallen and NGW will get sacked.. oh that bit was just a pleasant dream....
 
123SunTan said:
Some rhymes from TrueBlueArmy (in reply to Nobody else can hack it, stick with Jackett)
  • He's not worth a punt, sack the coont
  • Strike a light, he's absolute shyte
  • Don't dally and tarry, send for Harry
  • He must go, get Howe! [ :eek: ]
  • That rhyme's not made in heaven, take a bow // But go doesn't rhyme with Howe! [ :lol: ]
  • The abject performances are many, dismiss with haste the Kenny
A Pompey-Sunderland match theme in contrast to the the anti-Jackett theme above.
  • Can feel in my bones, winner comes from Jones
  • They just aren't ready, for a cross from McGeady
  • The lads all like, another header from Wyke
  • The free kick from Maguire, will make the score go higher
  • Thanks to Kenny, they won't score any
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There was a young man from Nantucket.....
 
Most fans are predicting a win
I think this could be a banana skin

I’ll quite happily be proven wrong
And end up looking like a reet dong

Not wanting to cause a massive rift
But our defence is a bit makeshift

Quite happy to give Dion a kiss
If he stops that plank John Marquis
 
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